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This is how you properly respond to a debt collector...

Posted on 02/15/2011 8:00:57 AM PST by big black dog



TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: notfunny

1 posted on 02/15/2011 8:01:01 AM PST by big black dog
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To: big black dog

Yep. Red X’s scare the (bleep) out of them.


2 posted on 02/15/2011 8:03:59 AM PST by Responsibility2nd (Yes, as a matter of fact, what you do in your bedroom IS my business.)
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To: big black dog

Uh, this didn’t cause the collector to declare the debt paid or otherwise canceled. How is it useful?


3 posted on 02/15/2011 8:07:09 AM PST by pnh102 (Regarding liberalism, always attribute to malice what you think can be explained by stupidity. - Me)
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To: big black dog

Thanks I needed a laugh this morning.


4 posted on 02/15/2011 8:08:24 AM PST by padre35 (You shall not ignore the laws of God, the Market, the Jungle, and Reciprocity Rm10.10)
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To: pnh102

Or just pay your bills on time and live within your means.


5 posted on 02/15/2011 8:10:22 AM PST by enraged
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To: big black dog; cowboyway; central_va; southernsunshine; mstar; rustbucket

Thanks for the laugh!


6 posted on 02/15/2011 8:10:43 AM PST by Idabilly ("I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted, and I won't be laid a hand on. ...)
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To: pnh102
Laugh! It's funny!
7 posted on 02/15/2011 8:11:17 AM PST by library user (Just because you're homeless doesn't mean you're lazy.)
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To: big black dog

That was hilarious! Thank you!


8 posted on 02/15/2011 8:14:33 AM PST by samiam1972 ("It is a poverty to decide that a child must die so that you may live as you wish."-Mother Teresa)
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To: library user

“Laugh! It’s funny!”

Expression of Mr. Spock on my face wondering how so?


9 posted on 02/15/2011 8:16:03 AM PST by rockinqsranch (Dems, Libs, Socialists, call 'em what you will, they ALL have fairies livin' in their trees.)
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To: big black dog

It was cute but.....there was no punchline.


10 posted on 02/15/2011 8:16:53 AM PST by CAluvdubya (Don't retreat...reload!.....and no, I'm not changing my tagline! Pray for Sarah and her family)
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To: big black dog

Spider guy is obviously a loser deadbeat bum who is trying to use technicalities to get out of paying his mortgage!

/bank-loving FReepers


11 posted on 02/15/2011 8:17:55 AM PST by Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus (When evolution is outlawed, only outlaws will believe in abject nonsense.)
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To: big black dog

I say, “I’m sorry. I don’t use credit cards, but have a nice day.”

CLICK


12 posted on 02/15/2011 8:35:52 AM PST by struggle ((The struggle continues))
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To: enraged

Wow... you completely missed an opportunity to laugh at something funny and chose instead to lecture.

What a life you lead.


13 posted on 02/15/2011 8:54:09 AM PST by autumnraine (America how long will you be so deaf and dumb to the chariot wheels carrying you to the guillotine?)
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To: struggle
I say, “I’m sorry. I don’t use credit cards, but have a nice day.”

Maybe you should reconsider, I got $750.00 from my credit card co. last year and paid zero interest.

14 posted on 02/15/2011 8:55:21 AM PST by 1raider1
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To: big black dog

That’s cute. Thanks for the chuckle!


15 posted on 02/15/2011 8:59:34 AM PST by Nickname
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To: big black dog

Thanks. This is HILARIOUS!


16 posted on 02/15/2011 9:52:35 AM PST by Anima Mundi (If you try to fail and you succeed , what have you just done?)
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To: big black dog

Best laugh I have had all day!! Thanks!!


17 posted on 02/15/2011 11:04:41 AM PST by Donkey Odious (I can explain it to you. I can't understand it for you.)
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To: big black dog

I received a statement from a book company once stating I was in arrears for $0.00 and that they could not ship my next book until I paid the full amount due.
I called them and they could not figure a way to clear the acct. Honestly the lady asked me to send them a check for $0.00. I asked was she crazy?
I bought the next book at Borders and have never ordered from them again.


18 posted on 02/15/2011 11:14:34 AM PST by kalee (The offences we give, we write in the dust; Those we take, we engrave in marble. J Huett 1658)
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To: autumnraine

All I saw was a red “X”, and I was replying to post #3.

And I do laugh quite a bit, thank you.


19 posted on 02/15/2011 11:19:15 AM PST by enraged
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