To: Reaganite Republican
“I’m not a vegetarian cause I love animals. It’s just that I hate plants”
Steven Wright
2 posted on
02/16/2011 12:49:38 PM PST by
sappy
(criminallibs)
To: Reaganite Republican
I like my dental hygenist so much, I ate a box of Oreo cookies before my appointment.
3 posted on
02/16/2011 12:52:01 PM PST by
stevecmd
To: Reaganite Republican
It doesn’t matter what temperature the room is, it’s always room temperature.
4 posted on
02/16/2011 12:55:08 PM PST by
wilco200
(11/4/08 - The Day America Jumped the Shark)
To: Reaganite Republican
As a kid, we had a quicksand box. I was an only child....eventually.
5 posted on
02/16/2011 12:59:49 PM PST by
newfreep
(Palin/West 2012 - Bolton: Secy of State)
To: Reaganite Republican
He had one where he said he had a light switch in his house that did nothing. He flipped it on and off during the day, until one day a lady called him from Germany telling him to cut it out.
For some reason I love that one. Very surreal.
BTW, is the HBO special the one where he pulled a box of dehydrated water out of the cupboard?
To: Reaganite Republican
King of the surreal one liners. OK there probably isn’t much competition in that market, but if there was he’d still be king.
7 posted on
02/16/2011 1:01:01 PM PST by
discostu
(this is definitely not my confused face)
To: Reaganite Republican
Someone stole all the furniture in my house, and replaced it with exact replicas.
8 posted on
02/16/2011 1:01:31 PM PST by
Jack of all Trades
(Stop the change - I want to get off!)
To: Reaganite Republican
The sign said “eight items or less”. So I changed my name to Les.
— Steven Wright
10 posted on
02/16/2011 1:07:41 PM PST by
albie
To: Reaganite Republican
Didn’t he invent the cordless extension cord?
11 posted on
02/16/2011 1:08:25 PM PST by
TexasPatriot1
(I am unique, Just like everybody else.)
To: Reaganite Republican
To: Reaganite Republican
I put instant coffee in the microwave - I went back in time.
15 posted on
02/16/2011 1:14:27 PM PST by
fhayek
To: Reaganite Republican
I used to get him and the lead singer from the Scorpions mixed up.
16 posted on
02/16/2011 1:18:09 PM PST by
autumnraine
(America how long will you be so deaf and dumb to the chariot wheels carrying you to the guillotine?)
To: Reaganite Republican
“I broke both of my legs and they took me to a walk-in clinic”
17 posted on
02/16/2011 1:21:47 PM PST by
muir_redwoods
(Obama. Chauncey Gardiner without the homburg.)
To: Reaganite Republican
"My girlfriend's pretty. No, she's kind-of pretty. No, she just looks pretty."
--from The Appointments of Dennis Jennings
19 posted on
02/16/2011 1:37:01 PM PST by
kerosene
To: Reaganite Republican
He also spoke of a guy that had sideburns ... behind the ears.
To: Reaganite Republican; All
I lost one of my socks...called information and the operator said “It’s behind the couch”
26 posted on
02/16/2011 2:39:46 PM PST by
SirLurkedalot
(I escaped California...ask me how!)
To: Reaganite Republican
I bought a dog the other day. I named him Stay. It’s fun to call him. “Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!” He went insane. Now he just ignores me and keeps typing.
27 posted on
02/16/2011 2:41:51 PM PST by
al_c
(http://www.blowoutcongress.com)
To: Reaganite Republican
Sometimes I like to turn off the lights when I’m in the shower and pretend I’m in a submarine that’s been hit.
30 posted on
02/16/2011 3:17:17 PM PST by
Hatteras
To: Reaganite Republican
Man, I remember his appearance on the Tonight Show.
Ah, the 80s.
34 posted on
02/17/2011 4:16:20 AM PST by
vladimir998
(Copts, Nazis, Franks and Beans - what a public school education puts in your head.)
To: Reaganite Republican
I enjoy your trips down memory lane.
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