Skip to comments.P.J. O’Rourke: “We May Have To Shoot Democrats”
Posted on 06/06/2011 5:55:13 PM PDT by AustralianConservative
Ill keep this short. Im against gun control. Why? We tried it in Australia. By punishing law abiding citizens, we empowered criminals. Australia was safer in the 1950s when guns were treated as tools.
But I digress. Heres another unique pro-gun argument made by the satirist P.J. ORourke in 2010s Dont Vote! It Just Encourages The B******s (page 165, if you must know):
Gun ownership is crucial to the preservation of American freedoms. We may have to shoot Democrats. It happened in 1861 and it could happen again. Just kidding. Sort of. But there are other important arguments in favor of gun ownership. What with the economy being like it is, I call my .38 Special the MasterCard of the future.
Some win, others lose in a pro-gun culture, for sure.
Another example: Americas NRA actively empowered African-Americans to fight racist DemoKKKrats.
(Excerpt) Read more at weekendlibertarian.blogspot.com ...
Gun control is kinda like trying to solve drunk driving by making it harder for sober peple to own cars.
Nice. He is a funny writer.
Thats a perfect way of putting the Democrats position.
I have a neighbor who is a gun control nut. He wants NO guns in the U.S. except for law enforcement who would be assigned one when they report for work. I asked him once if he was soooo against gun control, he should put a sign in his yard stating that position. I got silence for about a full minute and then he said,” yeah, but criminals would know that I didn’t have any guns and I could be more of a target”. I rest my case, your Honor.
Ha-ha. He sure knows how to get his point across.
When and where do we start?
OH MY GOSH!! I love it! That is absolutely hysterical!
Of course gun control will solve all of the world’s problems. After all, it will prevent an armed rebellion against me. And that is important. When I come in with my draconian laws, nobody will be able to fight back as they won’t have guns. Except criminals, who are my servants anyway.
It was the first thing I thought of when I read your post. :)
I made a sign for my husband gun room where he loads bullets and does other gun related stuff except shooting. The sign read:
OWNER IS UNARMED PLEASE DO NOT ROB OR HURT HIM
heh heh :D
He has to laugh... seriously. That is funny!
Perfect edging on their lawn, too.
He laughed but he didn’t put it outside the house. ;D
I was just admiring that myself. We’re probably going to be moving into a subdivision where they’ll expect me to do crap like that and I’m completely clueless on the subject, having grown up in the city.
I bet he complimented your meatloaf and asked if there was anything to do to help you out around the house!! (you know, just to make sure he was on your good side!)
We may soon have to disarm Islamists in the US and constantly search mosques to insure that they are armory free.
He probably did something special to stay on my good side, can’t remember now. He is a fabulous cook and makes a mean meatloaf himself.
An armed society is a polite society.
your husband is a lucky man. i wish i had a wife with such a good sense of humor. ...sure makes hard times easier.
And ramp up the anti mohammedanism.
We have been married a long long time and we wouldn’t trade a day of it. I know we are a fortunate pair.
Good for you, gal....I never think of good comebacks until much later....Libs usually leave me tongue tied as I can’t believe what I’m hearing....
Living in Maryland... you get a lot of practice! It becomes second nature, I am afraid to say.
A sense of humor and can cook! Definitely a keeper!
“”He probably did something special to stay on my good side, cant remember now. He is a fabulous cook and makes a mean meatloaf himself.””
Another one of my favorite freepers here tonight. You never told me he was a “mean” cook....My husband gets to wash the dishes. I’d trade any time but I’ve never been given the choice.
That’s not Huma.
“”Living in Maryland... you get a lot of practice! It becomes second nature, I am afraid to say””
Right - you told me once that you hold meetings for conservatives in your closet with room left over!!! Haven’t heard much about our daughter’s friends who moved to your area. Maybe he’s been taken over by the libs - I wouldn’t want to tangle with him myself as he’s one big dude. I think he can hold his own - now there are two more Conservatives in your state.
I’ve seen him in the closet meetings and he send his love. LOL! I am sure by now he is thoroughly disgusted and definitely can hold his own even better.
>Thats not Huma.
DAMN YOU GOOGLE IMAGES!! YOU LIED TO ME!
(But on the more serious note; I wasn’t ALL that sure the pic was accurate.)
Around here I get to clean up after him while he cooks for me. Gumbo, fried fish, fried shrimp, rare roast beef and meatloaf are a few of his specialties, and can he ever mess up the kitchen! WOW! :D
Sorry to hear you are having hard times, I pray that things will work out for the best.
Why do I keep hearing Huma is beautiful?
when do we start?
“Why do I keep hearing Huma is beautiful?”
I call hogface on that dog!
Huma is one ugly hag, I don’t care what clothes you hang on her!
Plus Hillary has been riding that horse, so there you go!
A real Beauty! Yuck!!!!!
Some FReepers are either real drunk, or really, really lonely.
Hey, c’mon.....democrats have a very sparse selection to choose from.
Thanks for posting that! Brings back old memories.
I would rather guillotine them ,, htey can make good pet food don’tchaknow [Jimmy Hoffa could tell ya about that, if he was not now in assorted piles of dog feces]. And bleeding them out will replenish agar stocks for microbial detection.
Id say you won that argument by a mile. Good effort!
Perfect photo. I bet the White House is armed to the hilt though. Hypocritical Democrats never did like the working classes.
Thanks President Obama.
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