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DUmmie FUnnies 06-09-11 ("I was called a 'Libtard' . . . got punched. LOL")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 9, 2011 | DUmmie dorksied, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickon

Posted on 06/09/2011 5:32:10 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson

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Maybe DUmmie dorksied can get John Edwards to be his shark-like attorney.
1 posted on 06/09/2011 5:32:25 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson
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first reply??


2 posted on 06/09/2011 5:33:16 PM PDT by Notary Sojac (Populism is antithetical to conservatism.)
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My fav threads Duer’s out foxing a conservative ..


3 posted on 06/09/2011 5:33:52 PM PDT by GSP.FAN (Some days, it's not even worth chewing through the restraints.)
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IBTP?


4 posted on 06/09/2011 5:34:01 PM PDT by Larry Lucido (Free Lazamataz! Limit one per customer.)
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I know there is a ping happening before I type.......


5 posted on 06/09/2011 5:36:05 PM PDT by doorgunner69
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To: PJ-Comix; Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; ...
"How about a nice DUFU PING?"


6 posted on 06/09/2011 5:36:59 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Punch line.)
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Liberals eat junk food, are lazy and die early.


7 posted on 06/09/2011 5:39:04 PM PDT by eaglestar
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Top 10?


8 posted on 06/09/2011 5:41:01 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (Herman Cain 2012)
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To: eaglestar

top 10


9 posted on 06/09/2011 5:41:02 PM PDT by kalee (The offenses we give, we write in the dust; Those we take, we engrave in marble. J Huett 1658)
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“Repiglicker”

The whole thing betrays the pre-adolescent nature of liberal politics.


10 posted on 06/09/2011 5:41:19 PM PDT by Christian Engineer Mass (25ish Cambridge MA grad student. Many conservative Christians my age out there? __ Click my name)
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This is what’s called a Bouncy Ball story, named after the DUer who was known for these kind of stories.


11 posted on 06/09/2011 5:43:03 PM PDT by darkangel82 (I don't have a superiority complex, I'm just better than you.)
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To: darkangel82; franksolich; Ballygrl; PJ-Comix
One of our favorite DUmmie thread-types is the one in which the poster relates a real-life incident wherein he or she (or it) comes off as the Valiant Prog Hero, boldly confronting and/or converting a poor backward rethuglican. Often these stories are highly embellished, to say the least, if not downright fanciful. But it does gain the poster some Underground-fives from his fellow DUmmies.

This is what’s called a Bouncy Ball story, named after the DUer who was known for these kind of stories.

Yes, I was going to ask the Conservative Cave dwellers to explain the background and concept of a "bouncy."

12 posted on 06/09/2011 5:46:28 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Punch line.)
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About a year ago at the local Olive Garden, the boys in the kitchen were caught contributing their own little bits of DNA to the Alfredo sauce.

Seems like that would be something libtards would enjoy.


13 posted on 06/09/2011 5:46:34 PM PDT by seowulf ("If you write a whole line of zeroes, it's still---nothing"...Kira Alexandrovna Argounova)
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Liberals eat junk food, are lazy and die early

Oh, if only that last part were true. Preferably before they reached voting age.

14 posted on 06/09/2011 5:48:41 PM PDT by chesley (Eat what you want, and die like a man.)
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Top 20


15 posted on 06/09/2011 5:50:48 PM PDT by Mercat
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You should have a pet scan

I have heard of cat scans but not pet ones. Is this a typo?

16 posted on 06/09/2011 5:54:32 PM PDT by xp38
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I have heard of cat scans but not pet ones. Is this a typo?

More likely the DUmmie knew the term was loosely associated with pets, but little else. After all, on that board it's not expected anyone would know the difference...

17 posted on 06/09/2011 6:00:05 PM PDT by bcsco
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"Release the shark from it's leash and come to the dorksied."

18 posted on 06/09/2011 6:09:02 PM PDT by Roscoe Karns
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You should send your story to Readers Digest. It's fascinating

I'm sorry, I find the whole story difficult to swallow, much less digest...

19 posted on 06/09/2011 6:09:09 PM PDT by mikrofon (Reader's Distrust)
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I love these stories.

Was waiting for the DU idiot to talk about how the Rethuglican saw the error of his ways and promised to vote Democrat for the rest of his life.

But that would have been over the top.

20 posted on 06/09/2011 6:13:09 PM PDT by wbill
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