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DUmmie FUnnies 06-09-11 ("I was called a 'Libtard' . . . got punched. LOL")
DUmmie FUnnies ^
| June 9, 2011
| DUmmie dorksied, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickon
Posted on 06/09/2011 5:32:10 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson
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Maybe DUmmie dorksied can get John Edwards to be his shark-like attorney.
To: Charles Henrickson
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posted on
06/09/2011 5:33:16 PM PDT
by
Notary Sojac
(Populism is antithetical to conservatism.)
To: Charles Henrickson
My fav threads Duer’s out foxing a conservative ..
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posted on
06/09/2011 5:33:52 PM PDT
by
GSP.FAN
(Some days, it's not even worth chewing through the restraints.)
To: Charles Henrickson
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posted on
06/09/2011 5:34:01 PM PDT
by
Larry Lucido
(Free Lazamataz! Limit one per customer.)
To: Charles Henrickson
I know there is a ping happening before I type.......
To: PJ-Comix; Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; ...
"How about a nice DUFU PING?"
To: Charles Henrickson
Liberals eat junk food, are lazy and die early.
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posted on
06/09/2011 5:39:04 PM PDT
by
eaglestar
To: Charles Henrickson
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posted on
06/09/2011 5:41:01 PM PDT
by
freedumb2003
(Herman Cain 2012)
To: eaglestar
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posted on
06/09/2011 5:41:02 PM PDT
by
kalee
(The offenses we give, we write in the dust; Those we take, we engrave in marble. J Huett 1658)
To: Charles Henrickson
“Repiglicker”
The whole thing betrays the pre-adolescent nature of liberal politics.
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posted on
06/09/2011 5:41:19 PM PDT
by
Christian Engineer Mass
(25ish Cambridge MA grad student. Many conservative Christians my age out there? __ Click my name)
To: Charles Henrickson
This is what’s called a Bouncy Ball story, named after the DUer who was known for these kind of stories.
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posted on
06/09/2011 5:43:03 PM PDT
by
darkangel82
(I don't have a superiority complex, I'm just better than you.)
To: darkangel82; franksolich; Ballygrl; PJ-Comix
One of our favorite DUmmie thread-types is the one in which the poster relates a real-life incident wherein he or she (or it) comes off as the Valiant Prog Hero, boldly confronting and/or converting a poor backward rethuglican. Often these stories are highly embellished, to say the least, if not downright fanciful. But it does gain the poster some Underground-fives from his fellow DUmmies. This is whats called a Bouncy Ball story, named after the DUer who was known for these kind of stories.
Yes, I was going to ask the Conservative Cave dwellers to explain the background and concept of a "bouncy."
To: Charles Henrickson
About a year ago at the local Olive Garden, the boys in the kitchen were caught contributing their own little bits of DNA to the Alfredo sauce.
Seems like that would be something libtards would enjoy.
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posted on
06/09/2011 5:46:34 PM PDT
by
seowulf
("If you write a whole line of zeroes, it's still---nothing"...Kira Alexandrovna Argounova)
To: eaglestar
Liberals eat junk food, are lazy and die early Oh, if only that last part were true. Preferably before they reached voting age.
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posted on
06/09/2011 5:48:41 PM PDT
by
chesley
(Eat what you want, and die like a man.)
To: Charles Henrickson
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posted on
06/09/2011 5:50:48 PM PDT
by
Mercat
To: Charles Henrickson
You should have a pet scanI have heard of cat scans but not pet ones. Is this a typo?
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posted on
06/09/2011 5:54:32 PM PDT
by
xp38
To: xp38
I have heard of cat scans but not pet ones. Is this a typo?More likely the DUmmie knew the term was loosely associated with pets, but little else. After all, on that board it's not expected anyone would know the difference...
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posted on
06/09/2011 6:00:05 PM PDT
by
bcsco
To: Charles Henrickson
"Release the shark from it's leash and come to the dorksied."
To: Charles Henrickson
You should send your story to Readers Digest. It's fascinating I'm sorry, I find the whole story difficult to swallow, much less digest...
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posted on
06/09/2011 6:09:09 PM PDT
by
mikrofon
(Reader's Distrust)
To: Charles Henrickson
I love these stories.
Was waiting for the DU idiot to talk about how the Rethuglican saw the error of his ways and promised to vote Democrat for the rest of his life.
But that would have been over the top.
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posted on
06/09/2011 6:13:09 PM PDT
by
wbill
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