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DUmmie FUnnies 06-09-11 ("I was called a 'Libtard' . . . got punched. LOL")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 9, 2011 | DUmmie dorksied, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickon

Posted on 06/09/2011 5:32:10 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson

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To: Roscoe Karns

What’s so funny about that I ALWAYS make sure my sharks are on their leashes?


41 posted on 06/10/2011 4:08:16 PM PDT by arrogantsob
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To: NELSON111

I also detected a faint sniff of a LOUSY FREEPER TROLL there.


42 posted on 06/10/2011 4:10:59 PM PDT by arrogantsob
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To: arrogantsob

Lol. Somehow I don’t think they would approve of this nice little thread!


43 posted on 06/10/2011 4:48:30 PM PDT by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis (Want to make $$$? It's easy! Use FR as a platform to pimp your blog for hits!!!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Clamato. Been on the run all day and now chilling out with Clamato...and vodka. Clamaaaaaaato.


44 posted on 06/10/2011 6:10:21 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: Charles Henrickson

Hey. I just found out that Clamato and vodka is the most popular mixed drink in Canada. They call it a Bloody Caesar and also has a couple of dashes each of hot (Tabasco) saice amd Worcester sauce plus rim the glass with salt. Since I have both Tabasco and Worcester sauce I did the same except I didn’t rim with salt because I have to avoid that. WOW! Everybody needs to try it. For some reason it isn’t too popular down here in Baja Canada but is wildly popular in the Great White North.


45 posted on 06/10/2011 6:27:50 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: PJ-Comix

CLAAAAAAAMAAAAATOOOO!!!


46 posted on 06/10/2011 7:10:59 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: Charles Henrickson

I’m sorry the Libtard got punched. Violence is unnecessary.


47 posted on 06/11/2011 7:28:27 AM PDT by Arthur Wildfire! March (George Washington: [Government] is a dangerous servant and a terrible master.)
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To: PJ-Comix; Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; ...
One last UPDATE before I punch out from this thread. More unbelievers . . .

i can't believe there are grown adults out there getting into physical confrontations over something as trivial as liberalism-vs.-conservatism.

[I CAN'T BELIEEEEEEEEEEVE!!!!]

I can't believe there are grown adults out there who believe everything they read on the internets.

[Oh, what a tangled Web we weave, when first we practice to deceive!]

i resent the implication that i am a grown adult

[Careful, Anthony Weiner might send you a tweet.]

Well, since it's the internet, you can claim to be whatever you want.

[Like, oh, a freeper pretending to be a DUmmie and posting things there to get them all stirred up. Say, could DUmmie dorksied of 59 posts actually be a. . . . Naaah!]

I'm really not trying to be rude . . . But did this actually happen?

[No. But it COULD have! Fake but accurate.]

Of course it actually happened. It's on the internet, isn't it?

[Think about it: "Libtard!" "Repiglicker!" Punching. Firing. Of course it's real!]

I'll be rude for you.
1) This is a complete fabrication.
2) A bunch of easily-manipulated folks decided to vote it up.
3) The OP had some lulz, and bragged about it to his dumb friends.

[You're not rude, DUmmie Blue-Jay, you're being shrewd! And for that you win the Kewpie Doll!]

A phony story if there ever was one.

[It's a Bouncy, alright!]

48 posted on 06/11/2011 8:08:53 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Punch line.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Awesome, a Kewpie doll re-re-ping!


49 posted on 06/11/2011 8:14:27 AM PDT by OneLoyalAmerican (In God I trust, all others provide citations.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Of course it actually happened. It's on the internet, isn't it?

So, it's all al gore's fault!!

50 posted on 06/11/2011 8:57:03 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (Ø hates Texas and we hate him back. He ain't my president either.)
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To: darkangel82
You have to understand that these people have absolutely NO problem with eliminating anyone who doesn't agree with them.

They are the ones who built the Gulag Archipelago.
Use insane asylums as political prisons, (If you don't believe in my opinions, you must be crazy...),
Blandly accept, "If you want to know what is in the bill, you have to pass it."
Never want to let the Lumpen Proletariat vote on any programs or bills that Libtards understand to be "For your own good...", (voting on gay marriage is an example.)

Next time, don't punch. Lead him/her/it to the edge of a ditch and "POP!" Aim for the base of the skull. They would, and have done it to us.

51 posted on 06/11/2011 9:02:58 AM PDT by jonascord (The Drug War Rapes the Constitution.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
The world must be coming to an end.

A gaggle of DUmmies all having 'A Brief Moment Of Mental Clarity'[™ DUmmie Funnies] all at the same time is almost beyond belief.

Next thing we know, they'll all be getting religion. And maybe even ..... JOBS.

Okay, forget the last part.
...............

52 posted on 06/11/2011 10:12:14 AM PDT by Condor51 (The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits [A.Einstein])
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To: freedumb2003

That must have been before I joined FR. What did TomInTib say?


53 posted on 06/11/2011 12:18:30 PM PDT by SoCal SoCon (Conservatism =/= Corporatism.)
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To: PJ-Comix

That actually sounds pretty good, but I don’t drink. Can you suggest something non-alcoholic to replace the vodka?


54 posted on 06/11/2011 12:21:05 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: SoCal SoCon

>>What did TomInTib say?<<

What DIDN’T he say? I have a hard time remembering all his lies, but he was an Army Ranger, a Navy SEAL, a Green Beret, pulled a gun on Dick Cheney, and spent every minute of every day in a line in a store getting the “better” of “rethugs” to the applause and gratitude of everyone else in the store.

I think he got booted from DU for finally bald-faced lying about his supposed service, which was all but proven to be false since he couldn’t answer simple questions from real veterans.


55 posted on 06/11/2011 1:02:19 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (Herman Cain 2012)
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To: Slings and Arrows

>>Can you suggest something non-alcoholic to replace the vodka?<<

“pucker” vodka.


56 posted on 06/11/2011 1:03:16 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (Herman Cain 2012)
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To: Charles Henrickson
I'm really not trying to be rude . . . But did this actually happen?

[No. But it COULD have! Fake but accurate.]

Perfection! Bravo!

57 posted on 06/11/2011 1:38:18 PM PDT by Ladysmith ("There is no right that allows one person to place a burden on another." - Quinn)
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To: Charles Henrickson

What a great DUmmie thread! Thoroughly enjoyable from start to finish!


58 posted on 06/11/2011 2:20:33 PM PDT by Fantasywriter
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To: Charles Henrickson

The bouncy’s usually include stories about regressives attacking conservatives in public places and getting a standing ovation when confronting conservatives by the crowd around them, the public places are usually places like McDonalds or other food places or for some reason auto repair shops that have Fox News on, and almost always involve senior citizens. They’re usually started by people looking for “street cred” at DU or by people who are extremely insecure about their political opinion being the minority opinion, and the thread is usually followed by insecure people giving high 5’s, kudos and K&R’s and no doubt moles who rain on their parade LOL.


59 posted on 06/13/2011 6:33:32 AM PDT by Ballygrl
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