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STUDY: CONGRESS FILLED WITH MORONS!
WWN ^ | 26 July 2011 | Frank Lake

Posted on 07/29/2011 9:17:13 PM PDT by smokingfrog

CAMBRIDGE, MA – A groundbreaking study has determined that 83% of the members of Congress are certified morons!

The Kennedy School of Government did a longitudinal study over the last 30 years that looked at the average IQ of members of Congress – the Senate & House of Representatives.

The study found that, despite the many advanced degrees from prestigious universities, and despite the fact that many in Congress are millionaires, the average IQ of U.S. Representatives is 101. The average IQ of U.S. Senators, is surprisingly, even lower at 98.

“We spent one hour a month with each member of Congress over the last thirty years. We gave them a number of IQ tests – including math problems, verbal problems and analytic reasoning problems. The results were consistent year-in-year out. Members of Congress are morons,” said Professor Thomas Turley of Harvard.

So what is a moron? A moron is a person whose IQ is less than 100 on a consistent basis.

The lowest IQs were typically the leaders of the two-parties.

In response to the study, Senator Harry Reid said, “Is that bacon?”

John Boehner said, “We will not back down and we will not give an inch and we will kill the cows when they come home. Hand me a tissue.”

(Excerpt) Read more at weeklyworldnews.com ...


TOPICS: Government; Humor
KEYWORDS: morons; satire
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To: smokingfrog

I’m thinking Sheila Jackson Lee (D-Texas) just by herself, has severly lowered the median IQ of the DC dynamos.


21 posted on 07/29/2011 10:26:30 PM PDT by GreatRoad
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To: CharlyFord

Pudd’nhead Wilson is one of Twain’s great works, IMHO, and very few Americans (even literate ones) have ever heard of it.


22 posted on 07/29/2011 10:29:06 PM PDT by FredZarguna (I wish I owned half that dog; I'd kill my half.)
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To: smokingfrog

And we, fools that we are, have allowed them to vote themselves pensions that we can’t afford for ourselves paid for by our money.

How about we cut that first?

I heard DeMint say something about retiring yesterday. What the hell is anybody doing “retiring” from “public service”?

What the hell is going on?


23 posted on 07/29/2011 10:33:27 PM PDT by Sequoyah101 (Half the people are below average.)
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To: smokingfrog

I can believe that.


24 posted on 07/29/2011 10:34:47 PM PDT by freekitty (Give me back my conservative vote; then find me a real conservative to vote for)
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To: smokingfrog

Let me guess...these same morons voted to pay for the study to prove they are morons.’Bout par for the course I
reckon.


25 posted on 07/29/2011 10:40:39 PM PDT by WePledge (Ich werde fur immer ein Hollenhund werden. Semper Fidelis)
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To: smokingfrog

One thing everyone knows for sure though is that the writers room at the WWN IS full of morons.

An IQ of 100 is considered normal intelligence while an IQ of 50-69 is considered a moron.

The WWN has been sharing their idiocy with us for decades.


26 posted on 07/29/2011 10:45:29 PM PDT by Bullish (Recovery won't begin until Obama loses HIS job.)
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To: GreatRoad

Ain’t dat duh troof!


27 posted on 07/29/2011 10:49:06 PM PDT by smokingfrog ( sleep with one eye open ( <o> ---)
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To: doc1019

I shudder to think what Shelia Jackson Lee’s IQ is.


28 posted on 07/29/2011 11:57:30 PM PDT by Sea Parrot (Obama may not be a natural born citizen, but there is no denying that he is a natural born liar.)
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To: Sea Parrot
I shudder to think what Shelia Jackson Lee’s IQ is.

She could probably count to it without taking off her shoes.

29 posted on 07/30/2011 3:54:20 AM PDT by Quiller (When you're fighting to survive, there is no "try" -- there is only do, or do not.)
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To: GreatRoad

Not just her but the entire black caucus.


30 posted on 07/30/2011 4:52:55 AM PDT by Flavious_Maximus
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