Posted on 08/28/2011 3:54:27 PM PDT by radioone
I'm not actively seeking scriptwriting or script doctoring contracts right now. However, I do have a few free moments to assist the opponents of Texas governor Rick Perry's campaign for U.S. president.
Everyone knows that nearly all of the nearly 25 million residents of Texas are idiots, and the ones who aren't are outsiders forced to seek low-paying jobs at colleges or universities in the state. Studies like these make it clear that we can also afford to pay teachers more, eventually advancing them to the high salary and benefits they deserve. All we need to do is assess intellectual potential and academic achievement based on voting for properly-vetted, high IQ political candidates. Think about the money we can save and invest in teachers if we just look at who votes for which party for selecting students for scholarships, AP classes, or student leadership opportunities. Everyone knows that any type of standardized test, especially the ones that ask questions about math and ask students to read, are racially, ethnically and politically biased.
I'm terrified at what will happen to America's schools, the vulnerable and the elderly, if someone with Rick Perry's IQ gets the Republican nomination. We are still struggling to cope with the damage Bush did to our economy and society. It's unreasonable to think that in only three years, President Barack Obama could make any improvements. After all, those Republicans in Congress have been taken over by racist, homophobic, mouth-breathing Tea Party members since November, 2010. How can the President pass a budget or take out new loans to pay for health care, enforce new regulations to protect us, and give raises to teachers with them in charge? These Tea Party members can go straight to Hell.
My blood runs cold every time I think about all the dumb people out there who could be convinced to vote for Satan in a suit. It's a known fact that fundamentalist Christians are stupid. Perry is such a kook that he prays in public.
We'll never achieve the national dream of universal free healthcare for everyone except rich, fat-cat corporate jet owners if Rick Perry gets the Republican presidential nomination. He will take away Social Security, Medicare and food stamps. If you want to see grandmothers eating cat food in the streets, Rick Perry will push their wheelchairs off a cliff! All Rick Perry wants to do is give his fat-cat corporate businessman friends tax breaks, taking our hard-earned money away from teachers, the elderly, the disabled, and minorities.
If that isn't enough, Rick Perry believes in Creationism and doesn't believe in global warming! The first thing he'll do if he wins the Iowa caucuses is drive a gas-guzzling bus made in Canada all around the United States. Rick Perry is friends with Ted Nugent, who's an NRA board member! He shoots guns! If he wins the Republican caucus in Iowa or primary in New Hampshire, we'll have another expensive war to pay for within weeks -- maybe even in Libya. I am so scared that Americans will be dumb enough to vote for Rick Perry. If we didn't have elections at all, we wouldn't have to worry about un-American, frightening, insane, low-IQ megalomaniacs out to destroy the world by lowering taxes like Rick Perry.
Damn....other than the slam against christians this reads like a conservatives’ wet dream. I’ll take it.
Man, u shur uz lotz of wordz n stuff
Obama is going to say that Texas schools are inferior (ignoring the fact that Texas has a huge population of illegals—only Obama is entitled to make excuses, you see), but if it’s so bad in Texas, why aren’t millions moving out of the state? Looks like the reverse is true.
We are still struggling to cope with the damage Bush did to our economy and society. It's unreasonable to think that in only three years, President Barack Obama could make any improvements.IOW, this was penned by a Demwit loser. Really brings out the sleeper trolls, doesn't it?
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