DUmmie FUnnies 08-31-11 ("Obama Bows to Boehner")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 31, 2011 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[hsalaw]

Another brilliant move by the pan-dimensional chess genius with the end result of a humiliating bow to Boehner

Genius? The genius who's concealed all of his grades and test scores, who thinks there are 57 states and that corpsmen are "corpse-men," who can't string five words together without the TOTUS, who bows to foreigners, who's got a tin ear for American sensibilities and plays golf/lavish vacations/overblown parties/expensive trips when people are worrying about their next meal, and who's actively trying to destroy this country? That genius?

[paudio]

I think more likely it went like this...

"Hey, the Republican debate is gonna be on September 7. Let's show them whom the people want to watch on TV: the sitting US President and Noble Prize winner Barrack 0bama or those Tea Party-ers!"

[Sea Parrot]

I dropped by over there for a look see, they are self flagellating, ripping their hair shirts and smearing ashes over their bodies. And this is while they go nuclear on one another.

[bcsco]

1:00 AM here in the Midwest. I'll DVR it, and not watch the speech to boot.

 

GO PACK!!

[Condor51]

The game won't be interrupted. Start time may move to 9pm.

Uh.... wanna bet on that DUmmie.

[Steven Tyler]

Will NBC push back the start of the game, or interrupt the first 10 minutes?

Yup, neither 0bama, nor anyone in his administration are American.
If they were Americans, someone would remember the uproar from the 1968 “Heidi Bowl”, also carried by NBC!

[Arrowhead1952]

No it just makes Obama look inept and weak.

This was a major screw up!

[Sayeth Mr. Obvious.]

This makes 0 bummer look weak? The 0 bummer administration IS weak.

One of two things.

1. Either the WH is completely clueless and wasn't aware of the GOP debate, although it had been planned months ago.

2. The WH was trying to play mind games with the GOP by scheduling Obama's speech on the same night as their debate and therefore attempting to steal their thunder.

Either way, the WH got smacked down.

Childish games they all play while Rome burns.

Pathetic..........

[And DUmmie Beacool WINS a bowing Kewpie Doll for having a brief moment of mental clarity!]

Clueless? Come on DUmmie, 0 bummer would lose a game of Russian Roulette with an unloaded revolver.

[Toadman]

Genius? The genius who's concealed all of his grades and test scores, who thinks there are 57 states and that corpsmen are "corpse-men," who can't string five words together without the TOTUS, who bows to foreigners, who's got a tin ear for American sensibilities and plays golf/lavish vacations/overblown parties/expensive trips when people are worrying about their next meal, and who's actively trying to destroy this country? That genius?

... and insults are allies (returning the Winston Churchill bust, giving the Queen NTSC DVDs).

Soon he'll start race baiting with the Congressional Black Caucus.

[Toadman]

Genius? The genius who's concealed all of his grades and test scores, who thinks there are 57 states and that corpsmen are "corpse-men," who can't string five words together without the TOTUS, who bows to foreigners, who's got a tin ear for American sensibilities and plays golf/lavish vacations/overblown parties/expensive trips when people are worrying about their next meal, and who's actively trying to destroy this country? That genius?

... and insults are our allies (returning the Winston Churchill bust, giving the Queen NTSC DVDs).

Soon he'll start race baiting with the Congressional Black Caucus.

[CAluvdubya]

If they were Americans, someone would remember the uproar from the 1968 “Heidi Bowl”, also carried by NBC!

Would love it if they switched over to the game while Obama's still talking! Now that would be priceless!

[gargoyle]

...I realize this is a humor topic, but, at least some democrats are beginning to see that der Sphinctameista is clueless...

[Charles Henrickson]

KUDOS to FReeper Roscoe Karnes from whom I am stealing his BRILLIANT photo. . . . I am sure Roscoe Karnes' photo will go VIRAL.

Then let's post his "Barack Bow" image in its regular size:

And btw, PJ, it's "Karns," not "Karnes." I think Roscoe Karns does pretty amazing work for a dead 109-year-old character actor. Here he is, answering his phone with a request for another photoshop:

[Charles Henrickson]

In fact, this is the REAL reason Obozo's speech had to be delayed until the next day: September 7 will be Roscoe Karns's 110th birthday! In honor of the late-character-actor-turned-DUFUista, all government offices will be closed.

Here they are, wheeling out the cake for Roscoe's 100th birthday:

[LonePalm]

That should be: "Ceci n'est pas une caverne."

"This is not a cave."

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[Charles Henrickson]

September 7 will be Roscoe Karns's 110th birthday!

Oh, God love ya, Roscoe, what am I talkin' about?? September 7 will be Roscoe Karns's 120th birthday! He doesn't look a day over 109, so that's what fooled me.

Li'l Beaver just called me and told me about my mistake. The Beav is head of a Roscoe Karns fan club, you know:

[Charles Henrickson]

WASHINGTON— In a retreat after an hours-long test of wills Wednesday, President Barack Obama agreed to deliver an address on jobs and the economy to a joint session of Congress on Sept. 8, yielding to House Speaker John Boehner, who had balked at Obama's request for a Sept. 7 speech.

I can just hear BHO's speech now (start FDR voice):

"Yesterday, September 7, 2011, a date which will live in infamy,
the President of the United States was stupidly and bitterly attacked
by evil and unfair forces of the Empire of Teabag. . . ."

[rockrr]

Can you imaging the lashing he got from her after caving to Boehner? LOL

[Charles Henrickson]

Another image I have is of Obama right now acting like Col. Saito of "Bridge On the River Kwai" who, after losing face by giving in to the British demand that their officers not be forced to do manual labor, privately pounding his desk and sobbed like a baby because of his humiliation.

Don't Kwai, Obama, don't Kwai!

[Charles Henrickson]

Can you imagine the lashing he got from her after caving to Boehner?

Our DUFU cameras were there:

[Slings and Arrows]

"Uh, Bo? Mind if I sleep with you?"