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Obama Bali Vacation Guide
Facebook ^ | 8/31/11 | Granny Jan

Posted on 09/01/2011 7:53:55 PM PDT by vrwc54

Wer'e goin' to the vacation destination Bali in November 2011. Come along with us for a great time. You're paying for it!


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TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: bali; obama; obamavacation

1 posted on 09/01/2011 7:53:58 PM PDT by vrwc54
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To: vrwc54

I thought he was going on an all taxpayer expense tour of Australia in November.


2 posted on 09/01/2011 8:13:57 PM PDT by Venturer
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To: vrwc54

If only that deadbeat Harrison Bounel guy that took out a loan on the Chicago mansion would move out, the obamas could go home for a real family vacation without fear of being served by the bank


3 posted on 09/01/2011 8:19:28 PM PDT by silverleaf (Common sense is not so common - Voltaire)
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So if everybody goes on vacation at the same time. there will be considerable less unemployment?


Hey Bonehead!!!! Gank his credit card NOW!!!!

4 posted on 09/01/2011 8:29:09 PM PDT by rawcatslyentist (It is necessary that a person be born of a father who is a citizen; ~Vattel's Law of Nations)
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To: vrwc54

“You’re paying for it.”

Drill Instructor Sgt. Hartman: Holy Jesus! What is that? What the f*** is that? WHAT IS THAT, PRIVATE SOETERO?
Private Barry Soetero: Sir, it’s a plane ticket. A plane ticket to Bali.
SH: It’s a plane ticket to Bali?
Private Soetero: Sir, well yeah, sir.
SH: How did they get there?
Private Soetero: Sir, I paid for them from the company fund, sir!
SH: Are you aware that this outfit is broke, Private Soetero?
Private Soetero: Sir, no, sir!
SH: Do you DESERVE a trip to Bali, Private Soetero?
Private Soetero: Sir, no, sir!
SH: And why not, Private Pyle?
Private Soetero: Sir, because I care too much ... and Private Joker hasn’t helped me enough, and it’s been really hot and the other guys have been unhelpful and ...
SH: It’s because you’re a f***ing screw-up, Private Soetero!
Private Soetero: Sir, yes, sir!
SH: Then why did you try to sneak an airline ticket to Bali in your footlocker, Private Soetero?
Private Soetero: Sir, because I haven’t had a vacation, I mean a real vacation, in over a week, sir!
SH: Because you needed a vacation ...
[turns and addresses rest of platoon]
SH: Private Soetero has dishonored himself and dishonored the platoon. I have tried to help him. But I have failed. I have failed because YOU have not helped me. YOU people, have not given Private Soetero the proper motivation! So, from now on, whenever Private Soetero f***s up, I will not punish him! I will punish all of YOU! And the way I see it ladies, you owe me for ONE TRIP TO BALI! NOW, GET DOWN ON YOUR FACES!
[rest of recruits get in front-leaning-rest position, SH turns to Soetero]
SH: Hold out your hand!
[Hands him his tickets]
SH: They’re payin’ for it; YOU ENJOY YOUR VACATION!
Private Soetero leaves.
Ready! Exercise!


5 posted on 09/01/2011 8:32:48 PM PDT by tumblindice (It's the Donner-Reed show!)
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OUTSTANDING!!!!!! This old boy’s fave. alltime movie!!


6 posted on 09/01/2011 9:27:06 PM PDT by bobby.223
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To: vrwc54

Bali is famous or was famoud for its semi-nude Legong dancers, exceptionally beautiful women who did traditional Balinese dances (thanks to old National Geographic Magazines) and travel magazines.

Now, look at Michelle My Belle and you know why Obie is returning to his old haunts.


7 posted on 09/01/2011 9:54:12 PM PDT by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
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To: Venturer

Bali is either before of after Australia. The State Dept has confirmed Bali but not Australia. Could it be that they want us kept in the dark?


8 posted on 09/01/2011 10:34:02 PM PDT by vrwc54
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We,ve been in the dark since this clown was elected.


9 posted on 09/02/2011 5:13:32 AM PDT by Venturer
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