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Dispute over $16 Muffins Heats Up
A Semi-News/Semi-Satire from AzConservative ^ | 24 Sep 2011 | John Semmens

Posted on 09/24/2011 10:52:23 AM PDT by John Semmens

The revelation that the U.S. Department of Justice has been paying exorbitant prices for food and drink ($16 apiece for muffins and $8 a cup for coffee) at official functions sparked a heated exchange between Congressional critics and Administration officials.

Senator Chuck Grassley (R-Iowa) labeled the outlays “extravagant and wasteful. We’re in a recession. The budget is in a big hole. Families have to scrimp and save. What kind of a message does this sort of ‘lord of the manor’ attitude toward federal spending send?”

Representative Frank Wolf (R-Va), who chairs the House appropriations subcommittee that oversees the Justice Department, also condemned the expenditures as inappropriate. “How can we tolerate splurging on snacks at a time when taxpayers are forced to tighten their belts?”

Presidential Press Secretary Jay Carney called the criticisms “off-base” and “incredibly wrongheaded.” “Economists all agree that the remedy for recession is higher spending,” Carney maintained. “Quibbling over the prices paid is, at best, nonsensical nitpicking. As Keynes pointed out long ago, spending the money is what counts. Whether anything of value in the tradition sense is obtained in exchange is irrelevant.”

“The speed at which money can be pumped into the economy is crucial,” Carney continued. “From this perspective, paying $16 for a muffin is far more effective than laying out the more typical $2 that the average person might pay for such an item. That the government has the wherewithal and the sense to do this is something we should all be thankful for.”

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TOPICS: Business/Economy; Food; Government; Politics
KEYWORDS: muffintops; obama; payola; satire; stimulus; waste
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1 posted on 09/24/2011 10:52:29 AM PDT by John Semmens
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ping


2 posted on 09/24/2011 10:55:00 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

pretty realistic.
Anyway, leftists think that overspending is good for the economy..... free lambo’s for all government employees!


3 posted on 09/24/2011 10:59:02 AM PDT by GeronL (The Right to Life came before the Right to Happiness)
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To: John Semmens

Is this satire?


4 posted on 09/24/2011 11:02:07 AM PDT by fwdude ("When in the Course of human events it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve ...")
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To: John Semmens

Why do Libtards think that the Gov’t spending money is a a ‘good’ thing; unless that money is for Defense?


5 posted on 09/24/2011 11:02:25 AM PDT by Hodar ( Who needs laws; when this FEELS so right?)
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To: John Semmens
“From this perspective, paying $16 for a muffin is far more effective than laying out the more typical $2 that the average person might pay for such an item. That the government has the wherewithal and the sense to do this is something we should all be thankful for.”

A new twist on keynesian 'economics' perhaps?

Thanks John.

6 posted on 09/24/2011 11:02:32 AM PDT by rockrr (Everything is different now...)
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To: John Semmens

Actually the hotel said it wasn’t just a muffin. Muffin was the word used to let them know what they got which was also fruit and a few other things.

In other words the muffin alone was not $16.
Based on the muffin, the coffee was also probably a coffee and something else.


7 posted on 09/24/2011 11:08:16 AM PDT by A CA Guy ( God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: fwdude

Do you look at the keywords for the article?


8 posted on 09/24/2011 11:08:39 AM PDT by ken in texas (Can't Afford a Tagline... send money.)
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To: fwdude

Check the link under the title...


9 posted on 09/24/2011 11:18:54 AM PDT by bcsco
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To: John Semmens

Could be that 60+% of all federal spending is in some way tainted..

Much of it goes to Unions.. in one way or another.
From highways to federal workers.. to government contractors of every stripe..

Only 1/3 of the people on SSA are old people..
So up to 2/3rds of that money could stolen..

Medicare is known to be corrupted.. who knows where the drug benefits go..
Much of all federal spending could be corrupt..

For sure current congress AND retired congress Members are bleeding the system heavily..
What ex-Presidents get is obscene.. even House members are made men in the Mob sense of the word..

Same could be true in the States as well..
BAD in some States.. highway robbery in others..

Even local political graft is or has been becoming Mob like..
but then democracy is indeed MOB Rule by mobsters..
to expect any less would not be realistic..

Ron Paul wants a return to the Constitution..
And many call him crazy... that would require a very small federal government..
and many republicans WANT a bigger federal government.. but won’t admit it..
denial is not just a river in Egypt..


10 posted on 09/24/2011 11:26:51 AM PDT by hosepipe (This propaganda has been edited to include some fully orbed hyperbole...)
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“Ron Paul wants a return to the Constitution..”

Conservatives want a return to the Constitution. Good for Ron Paul to agree with us.
Paul's foreign policy views are toxic and would destroy our nation.

11 posted on 09/24/2011 11:32:35 AM PDT by HereInTheHeartland (I love how the FR spellchecker doesn't recognize the word "Obama")
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To: ken in texas

Not usually. But I see it now.


12 posted on 09/24/2011 11:39:16 AM PDT by fwdude ("When in the Course of human events it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve ...")
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But....but with $16 muffins and $8 coffee you get refills on the coffee. So it’s not as bad as it sounds.


13 posted on 09/24/2011 11:45:25 AM PDT by count-your-change (You don't have be brilliant, not being stupid is enough.)
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To: A CA Guy
Actually the hotel said it wasn’t just a muffin.

Wink, wink...
14 posted on 09/24/2011 11:50:51 AM PDT by kenavi (Raise taxes on the "fortunate few": lottery-winners.)
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To: kenavi
Actually the hotel said it wasn’t just a muffin.

Probably a bargain when one considers that they could go down on the street and pay $40.

15 posted on 09/24/2011 11:55:39 AM PDT by gov_bean_ counter
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To: A CA Guy
Actually the hotel said it wasn’t just a muffin.

"Hey, I'd pay $16 for a muffin if it was more than just a muffin - if ya know what I mean!"


16 posted on 09/24/2011 11:56:12 AM PDT by COBOL2Java (Obama is the least qualified guy in whatever room he walks into.)
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To: HereInTheHeartland
...Now that it's fashionable, the Good Old Pubbies come wwwwwwwaltzing in saying, we did it, we fixed everything...

...This Republic has been "Screwed" for a long time by both Ds and Rs. I'm just thankful a lot of the bovine masses have awakened. But of course, you still have a sacred cow to worship...

17 posted on 09/24/2011 12:13:26 PM PDT by gargoyle (...This looks like a good fight, deal me in...)
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To: John Semmens

The fishing is still good today, John!

: )


18 posted on 09/24/2011 12:18:09 PM PDT by TheConservativeParty (PALIN 45 -The cure for "meet the new boss, same as the old boss." Sarah Palin 2012 "Not For Sale!")
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To: John Semmens

Been sending your link to these to friends an coworkers. They love your work....

Stay Safe !


19 posted on 09/24/2011 12:20:18 PM PDT by Squantos (Be polite. Be professional. But have a plan to kill everyone you meet)
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Another good one John. Appreciate the ping.


20 posted on 09/24/2011 12:21:25 PM PDT by rockinqsranch (Dems, Libs, Socialists, call 'em what you will, they ALL have fairies livin' in their trees.)
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