Michelle Obama Secret Affair Allegations Surface

America's Conservative News ^ | Friday, December 9, 2011 | ACN Staff

[Brown Deer]

The Globe magazine just released a bombshell and is reporting that Michelle Obama is having a "steamy secret affair" with a Secret Service Agent. According to The Globe, rumors started to circulate that Obama may be having an affair after her recent admission to NBC's Al Roker that she frequently "sneaks out" of the White House; and the ever increasing time she is spending away from the White House may be a cover to hide "a sizzling affair she's carrying on with a Secret Service agent."

According to The Globe's anonymous source: "The rumors are that she's getting it on with a Secret Service agent who is not part of her detail. ... Her frequent outings away from the White House give her and him an opportunity to get together." The source adds: "Something has been going on for a couple of months and there's no question Barack is embarrassed about her increasingly frequent excursions away from him at the White House."

The allegations are, of course, unsubstantiated and only time will tell if the allegations will fizzle or blow up into a major issuing in the upcoming presidential campaign. Typically, the media will not report unsubstantiated claims from anonymous sources, but the recent media feeding frenzy over unsubstantiated allegation against businessman Herman Cain, which literally sank his candidacy, leave the question open: will the media pursue, or even bother to investigate this story?

When it comes to the Mainstream Media, anything goes. That much is clear. But will the media apply the same standard to Obama as to Cain? Only time will tell.

The Globe adds: "Insiders say that after author Larry Sinclair shockingly claimed he had gay romps with [Barack] Obama in a limo and hotel, it wouldn't surprise some people if Michelle would look for comfort elsewhere."

Developing...

[eartrumpet]

“Who’d have thought that the Sercret Service has blind agents?”

The blind know Braille. No telling what her bumps would read.

[Fantasywriter]

Not her best look, but the dog is a cutie.

[ReneeLynn]

In the world of Seinfeld it’s known as a ‘two-face’.

[SoJoCo]

Yes, I can understand how you would accept stories that The Globe printed as the gospel truth. You appear willing and able to believe just about anything.

[calex59]

Whether or not she is having an affair(wouldn’t it be great if someone came up with proof though?)the fact remains she takes off without Bozo all the time and even when they travel to the same destination she usually travels alone. She seems to not want to be around him. Can’t blame her, I can’t stand the POS either.

[mikrofon]

There’s a man who leads a life of danger
It’s Moochelle he meets - could that be stranger?
With every move he makes, another chance he takes
Odds are he won’t live to see tomorrow.

Secret .. Service man, Secret .. Service man,
She’s taken down your number and taken away your name...

Beware of pretty faces that you find
A pretty face drives M out of her mind.
Ah, be careful what you say,
Or you’ll give yourself away
Odds are you won’t live to see tomorrow

Secret .. Service man, Secret .. Service man,
She’s taken down your number and taken away your name...

[tcrlaf]

“IMHO We should stop ruminating on this tabloid trash.”

Bullshit...
After what we saw during the 8 years of Bush, we should be shouting this from the rooftops, and google-bombing it.

Let the Mainstream media try to hide something like this. It didn’t work for John Edwards, either.

[ArmstedFragg]

“Love with the Proper Linebacker”.

[60Gunner]

So there another Wookiemaniac running around. That’s just peachy.

[mombonn]

Ooh, I can’t wait to read the comments!

[pallis]

It’s a safe bet that Barry the boy toy is getting some extracurricular loving from his gay friends, so Michelle is having her fun.

[mass55th]

Whoever that Secret Service agent is, he, she, it, needs to have their head, and their eyes examined...ASAP!!

[gargoyle]

If so, you're so blinded by hatred you've lost all perspective.

...That's exactly what it is. Some folks can't separate criticizing her public policy from her private endeavors.

[Tamar1973]

A photo of the FLOTUS w/out an ugly belt? It’s a miracle!!!!

[Chode]

i wonder why...

[Brown Deer]

You appear willing and able to believe just about anything.

except from retreads.

Most of us here are not as gullible as you might like to believe.

[mass55th]

"Well as a good friend of mine used to say...”Some where, some how, somebody loves her, Thank god it isn’t me”"

The little old lady who lived across the street from us when we were kids used to say: "Love is where you find it, even if it's in a pig's a$$.

[Revolting cat!]

My Hollywood sources have been saying that it is this, uh, dude!