Posted on 12/18/2011 9:50:23 PM PST by Reaganite Republican
The 'Hermit Kingdom's Kim Jong Il had actually appeared to be getting around OK on recent trips to China and Russia, yet it appears his taste for the high life at last did him in- he suffered from diabetes and heart disease.
A special announcement broke onto state TV to announce the death with a statement: "It is the biggest loss for the party ... and it is our people and nation's biggest sadness," an anchorwoman clad in black Korean traditional dress said in a voice choked with tears. She said the nation must "change our sadness to strength and overcome our difficulties." Naturally the South Koreans had a little bit different take on events, and not just the lack of tears being shed: that country promptly put it's military on high alert as President Lee Myung-bak convened a national security council meeting after the news of death of 'Dear Leader' Kim Jong Il. The South was unable to confirm any of the reports. Things largely appeared normal in Pyongyang, according to foreigners calling out of the North Korean capital- but Asian stock markets slipped on the news, as this all raises the possibility of increased instability both in the nuclear-armed country (the Army -the real power in North Korea)- is said to not favor peach-fuzzed Kim Jong Un)...
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Death is way too good for him.
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Kim Jong Ill? Kim Jong dead.
The fools are crying in the streets.
Ah, the former proto-Steely Dan drummer himself!
That ‘ratty’ $2000 Queen Anne camel-back got tossed long ago.
You’re obviously wandering around in my long term memory area.
The new “sofas” are This End Up pine daybeds.
[and for the love of God...do *not* open the door marked “repressed memories” while you’re rambling about up there!]
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