Posted on 01/04/2012 9:28:40 AM PST by Absolutely Nobama
I must say, the 2012 Iowa Caucus was magnificent.
ABSOLUTELY magnificent.
You see, the good guys won for a change.
Mitt Commie failed and Jew hater Ron Paul was delivered a staggering defeat.
Now, before we get started, let's get a few things clear. Number one, I don't shill for candidates. I have my favorite candidate and you have yours. In this column, I will never tell you who to vote for. I will always tell you who I think is pond scum (like Mitt Commie, like former Obama syocphant Jon Huntsman, and last, and certainly least, Stormfront candidate Ron Paul), but I will never tell you who to vote for. (You're an adult, I trust you'll act accordingly.) Number two, I am fully aware that the Iowa Caucus is not that big of a deal. There's no need to remind me of that. (If you don't believe me, ask President Huckabee.)
The failure of Mitt Commie was mind boggling. Here was a guy with a campaign budget that was bigger than the GDP of El Salvador, who had been campaigning since John McLame's whimpering defeat in 2008, and had a cable news station (FNC, aka the Fox Neocon Channel) in the tank for him, and has a super PAC to do his hatchet work for him.......and yet........he barely beat Rick Santorum by 8 votes. Yep, you read that right, 8 measly votes. (It should be noted, that until very recently, Rick Santorum's campaign was being ignored by everyone not named Mark Levin and had 68 cents and pocket lint to its name.) Even uglier for Mitt Commie was the fact that he was unable to drive a wooden stake into the heart of nemesis Newt Gingrich's campaign. Despite being carpet bombed by Romney's PAC operatives and Establishment hacks, Gingrich placed a respectable fourth and lived to fight another day. In other words---Mitt Commie choked.
Meanwhile, in Red Skull Ron Paul's Fourth Reich, the Paultards are tickled Code Pinko.(Either that, or they're stoned out of their minds yet again.) They think their Fuhrer has won a great victory over the "neocon bankster Zionist war mongers" by placing third. In actuality, this is a resounding, Stalingrad-like defeat for Herr Doktor. See, Iowa laws allow anyone to change their party affiliation at the door of any caucus and vote. So in theory, every liberaltarian, every Green, every 9/11 Truther, every Neo-Nazi, every malcontent, and every so-called "independent" in the state of Iowa could have showed up and dragged the Surrender Monkey's carcass across the finish line. But they didn't. Despite the "money bombs", the "spamming", the "trolling", making pests of themselves on talk radio shows, and other Brownshirt-like behavior, RuPaul (H/T: Mark Levin) and his flunkies have failed and failed big time. Third place in a contest whose rules favor you is a complete and utter joke, much like saying Herr Doktor is a Conservative.
Let me repeat: No, I'm not shilling for anyone (as of yet, I'm still undecided) and yes, I know Iowa's not that big of a deal. However, a win's a win and I'll take 'em any way I can get 'em. If you don't win, you can't keep it classy and say things like this:
HEY RINOs AND PAULTARDS! IN YOUR FACE, DORKS!
“As for Ron Paul supporters being Nazis, if a candidates receives donations and support from Stormfront, gets endorsed by David Duke, has close ties to racist anarchists like Murray Rothbard and Sam Rockwell, personally wrote racist newsletters, has an anti Israel policy tailor made for Code Pink it is easy to see why most rational people can come away thinking that the candidate is a racist with Brownshirt support. Does Paul fit into any of these categories I cited?”
The Magic 8 Ball says.....Yep!
“I call associating with neo-nazis/white nationalists evil. I call going to Iran and agreeing with every one of their positions evil. I call supporting anti-Semitic, anti-American Cynthia McKinney evil.”
I’m with you and so is the majority of America!
Rand is nothing like his whack job dad, that’s for sure.
Target rich environment!
LOL! Cool pic!
Target rich environment!
LOL! Cool pic!
Here, I’ll be your pimp.
I like your in the face thing.
I wish our side would do it more.
http://www.blogtalkradio.com/alanlevy
Didn’t read a thing I wrote, did you ?
“He’s no longer the ‘comedic relief’ of the ‘staid uptight’ GOP ... he’s dangerous because his supporters aren’t ‘just’ antiestablishment, they are also anarchists.”
Rock on FRiend, rock on!
“I am no longer skeptical. I know the claim is a bunch of hooey.”
Not only do you have the best handle on FR but you’re 10000% correct!
Wow! Thank you!
And you’re right, there is no one better than the Boss when blasting the Paultards. Jim Robinson is an artist, whereas I’m a guy doodling on a napkin at Denny’s. Jim is a very, very talented writer.
“We all know they are a small minority, but they are a determined bunch.”
They’re like antisemitic mutant roaches that get high all the time.
Mittbots and Paultards are not Consevatives. Why should I care what they think ? They certainly don’t care what I think when they trash Conservatives.
Mittbots....Paultards....Liberaltarians.....Libs.....Commies
....Really, there’s no difference.
I’ve been promoted!?
YAY!!!
LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL!.....
“The reasons for stopping a crazed madman armed with nuclear weapons need not have their roots in any theology of ours. Survival instinct will do just fine.”
Surgical precision.
+50.
“Son, you ain’t been around long enough to be calling anyone dorks..........”
Well “Dad”, I’ve been a Conservative my whole life and I’m no spring chicken. I’ve paid my dues, maybe not as a FReeper, but with loads and loads of life experience.
If you think calling out Mitt Commie (a socialist in practice) and RuPaul (a Jew hater) is wrong, the problem appears to be you, not me.
Don’t forget “bankster” !
:)
I’m not the same Alan Levy, but I have heard the show before. I like it.
I’m no one special. Just another blogger. Just another Conservative who’s had enough.
Finally able to sit down and read it.
Great, funny, accurate and barbed.
A++++ IMHO!
Good choices to say the least.
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