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Thrice-Married NPR Snob Garrison Keillor Mocks Newt Gingrich as a 'Polygamist'
NewsBusters ^ | February 6, 2012 | Tim Graham

Posted on 02/06/2012 8:48:27 PM PST by 2ndDivisionVet

Hypocrisy knows no bounds on the airwaves of National Public Radio, as their Minnesota-based star Garrison Keillor led off his latest edition of “A Prairie Home Companion” by mocking the GOP frontrunners as “the Mormon running against the polygamist.” This is a rich dig coming from Keillor, since he has been married three times – just as many times as Newt Gingrich.

This was within three minutes of the program starting, just a little partisan liberal boilerplate before the folksy singers get started. Keillor mocked conservatives like Romney and Gingrich for believing "the solution to our current dilemma is to go back to the policies that helped cause that dilemma...deregulation, cutting taxes, starting a new war, if possible."

Everything on NPR seems to tell the Republican to turn off the radio, this show was not produced for him. He's supposed to pay for it, but not suffer through it. The lecture commenced like this:

The Republican primaries go on – great fun – the Mormon running against the polygamist. And, uh – [Laughter and applause] Very interesting. Newt Gingrich, Speaker Newt Gingrich. There is nobody like him, nobody, absolutely nobody! He’s just a throwback right straight out of the 19th century. This guy is just unvarnished. He just talks and talks and talks. This guy does not need an airbag in his car. [Laughter] Got a windbag – it’s himself.

Then he shifted into mocking Mormonism alongside Gingrich again, how he unspools kooky lines without any consultants telling him what to say:

The line about Kenyan, anti-colonialist view of the world that he attributed to the President, that just came out of this guy. Or was presented to him, you know, by an angel in the woods of upstate New York, on a silver tablet, you know, in a language only Newt Gingrich can understand.

The guy who’s got the Vitalis – now, everything that he says is very well-calibrated, It’s like a fine racing engine – it’s jut you know, everything’s been tested, pre-tested, road-tested. Gone before focus groups and so on. Tested with little blue strips of paper, everything that he says. Newt Gingrich – wow! Whoa, it just flows out of him, the guy with the helmet hair. Just a wild, wild man.

They believe in the same things, you know, they believe in the Declaration of Independence, the Pledge of Allegiance, the U.S. Constitution, and they believe that the solution to our current dilemma is to go back to the policies that helped cause that dilemma. [Applause] Interesting thing – deregulation, cutting taxes, starting a new war, if possible.

He called the election the “Super Bowl for grown-ups” – that’s a pretty insulting put down of sports fans – and then said the country can survive just about anybody in the White House.


TOPICS: Politics; TV/Movies
KEYWORDS: aprairiehomebore; democrats; gingrich; liberalfascism; liberalhypocrisy; newt; publictelevision; television
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Have you noticed how much bolder the left has become since Mr. Obama took office?
1 posted on 02/06/2012 8:48:37 PM PST by 2ndDivisionVet
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

this thing should not be mocking anyone

2 posted on 02/06/2012 8:51:38 PM PST by BookmanTheJanitor
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Garrison Keillor has always been full of himself. He is really really creepy.


3 posted on 02/06/2012 8:53:09 PM PST by savagesusie (Right Reason According to Nature = Just LawD)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

These pukes don’t know what bold is, but they will when the time comes.


4 posted on 02/06/2012 8:56:31 PM PST by SirLurkedalot (Live Free Or Die)
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To: savagesusie

Yes most libtards are they also seem to be pretty much uniformly hypocrital too.


5 posted on 02/06/2012 8:58:32 PM PST by jospehm20
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To: savagesusie

Yes most libtards are they also seem to be pretty much uniformly hypocrital too.


6 posted on 02/06/2012 8:58:55 PM PST by jospehm20
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To: savagesusie

Yes most libtards are they also seem to be pretty much uniformly hypocrital too.


7 posted on 02/06/2012 8:58:55 PM PST by jospehm20
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

I haven’t been able to stand that bastard ever since there was cheering on his stupid show when it was announced that Reagan had passed away.


8 posted on 02/06/2012 9:02:15 PM PST by Marathoner (In the 80s we had Reagan, Johnny Cash and Bob Hope. Now we have Obama, no cash and no hope.)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

get even - donate to the Society for the Eradication of English Majors...


9 posted on 02/06/2012 9:06:21 PM PST by bigbob
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Garrisons been snorting to much lutefisk.


10 posted on 02/06/2012 9:08:28 PM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: BookmanTheJanitor

Who’s that creep?/s


11 posted on 02/06/2012 9:09:03 PM PST by unkus (Silence Is Consent)
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To: mylife

What’s that?

I’m too tired tonight to look it up.


12 posted on 02/06/2012 9:10:28 PM PST by unkus (Silence Is Consent)
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To: Marathoner

Per Wiki: “On September 7, 2009, Keillor was briefly hospitalized after suffering a minor stroke.”

So maybe we will get a happy ending soon...


13 posted on 02/06/2012 9:10:36 PM PST by BobL (I don't care about his past - Newt will BRING THE FIGHT to Obama)
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lutefisk


14 posted on 02/06/2012 9:14:16 PM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: mylife

“It is gelatinous in texture, and has an extremely strong, pungent odor. Its name literally means “lye fish.”


Nasty! Nasty food for a nasty man.

Thanks, mylife.

Have you ever tasted that nasty stuff?


15 posted on 02/06/2012 9:20:23 PM PST by unkus (Silence Is Consent)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

I haven’t listened to NPRObama in years. I was once a follower of Prairie Home, but no more. I get myh political news on Free Republic, thank you very much.


16 posted on 02/06/2012 9:21:53 PM PST by Old Sarge (RIP FReeper Skyraider (1930-2011) - You Are Missed)
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RE: "I haven’t been able to stand that bastard ever since there was cheering on his stupid show when it was announced that Reagan had passed away."

Yes I heard that too.. and squeals of delight, applause. I was listening to NPR they had the usual opening then Keillor made the announcement that the news reported that Reagan had died.

To be fair to Keillor I sensed that he stared the audience down to quiet them. I listened to that part of the show again about one year ago because I figured they'd cut that part but they did not. There were actually very few in the audience who reacted that way to the news.

I quit listening because their comedy sucked. They went way, way overboard with routines to attack Bush and Cheney vis-a-vis current events. They definitely suffered from that derangement syndrome and it ruined their show.

17 posted on 02/06/2012 9:25:27 PM PST by WilliamofCarmichael (If modern America's Man on Horseback is out there, Get on the damn horse already!)
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To: BookmanTheJanitor

AAGGHHHHH...my EYES!


18 posted on 02/06/2012 9:26:27 PM PST by goodnesswins (2012..."We mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes, and our Sacred Honor")
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To: unkus
Lutefisk is to Icelanders what bitter herbs at Passover are to Jews...meant to provoke a cultural remembrance rather than gastronomic applause.



19 posted on 02/06/2012 9:35:05 PM PST by AnTiw1 (I lived through a mormon hell, I will not live in a country with a mormon president.)
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To: mylife

Uff da!


20 posted on 02/06/2012 9:36:53 PM PST by 2ndDivisionVet (You can't invade the US. There'd be a rifle behind every blade of grass.~Admiral Yamamoto)
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