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Budget cuts push flight security back to pre-9/11 risks
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| February 20, 2012
| Michael Dorstewitz
Posted on 02/20/2012 5:46:21 AM PST by cap10mike
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To: Lazamataz
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posted on
02/20/2012 6:39:33 AM PST
by
driftdiver
(I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
To: raybbr
Three burly terrorists rush the cockpit door and ......... one little old nun said to them, "Now you boys behave!" and they all went back to their seats.
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posted on
02/20/2012 6:39:39 AM PST
by
Lazamataz
(If you only think about a diet, only your brain loses weight.)
To: raybbr
Three burly terrorists rush the cockpit door and ......... once the confusion subsided, we discovered they were not terrorists. They were the flight crew! The plane had been flown by trained monkeys up until then!
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posted on
02/20/2012 6:40:50 AM PST
by
Lazamataz
(If you only think about a diet, only your brain loses weight.)
To: Lazamataz
Three burly terrorists rush the cockpit door and ....
Find three scantly clad buxom pilots awaiting them...*hey baby, you wanna know why they call it a cockpit?*
Cue the music...
To: driftdiver
ONE??!!??
Every one of them is a gem.
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posted on
02/20/2012 6:42:14 AM PST
by
Lazamataz
(If you only think about a diet, only your brain loses weight.)
To: wyokostur
OMG LOL! That make me choke!
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posted on
02/20/2012 6:42:45 AM PST
by
Lazamataz
(If you only think about a diet, only your brain loses weight.)
To: driftdiver
Exactly. There’s gonna be some hajji blood on the floor before it’s over.
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posted on
02/20/2012 6:42:50 AM PST
by
NVDave
To: raybbr
Three burly terrorists rush the cockpit door and ........ after intervening, the stewardess found out they were not terrorists. They were the Albanian weightlifting team, who realized they had upgrades to first class coming.
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posted on
02/20/2012 6:44:55 AM PST
by
Lazamataz
(If you only think about a diet, only your brain loses weight.)
To: raybbr
Three burly terrorists rush the cockpit door and ........ asked politely if the plane could turn around. They had forgotten their prayer rugs.
29
posted on
02/20/2012 6:45:54 AM PST
by
Lazamataz
(If you only think about a diet, only your brain loses weight.)
To: Lazamataz
ONE??!!?? Every one of them is a gem.
Mostly. I was looking for the Airplane scene where the passengers pull all of the guns out... I couldn't find a suitable picture.
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posted on
02/20/2012 6:47:21 AM PST
by
Mycroft Holmes
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To: Lazamataz
Three burly terrorists rush the cockpit door and ....When they open the door they see three "Ottos" sitting in the seats. A secret govt. program has retrofitted all planes with a decoy cockpit. The pilot, co-pilot and navigator are actually in a small compartment somewhere else on the plane.
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posted on
02/20/2012 6:47:47 AM PST
by
raybbr
(People who still support Obama are either a Marxist or a moron.)
To: Lazamataz
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posted on
02/20/2012 6:48:36 AM PST
by
driftdiver
(I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
To: Lazamataz
Newly installed technology will prevent them from reaching the cockpit before the end of the flight.
To: raybbr
Three burly terrorists rush the cockpit door and ........ the pilot and co-pilot eject, leaving the passengers to their fate.
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posted on
02/20/2012 6:53:58 AM PST
by
Lazamataz
(If you only think about a diet, only your brain loses weight.)
To: raybbr
Three burly terrorists rush the cockpit door and ........ they open it to find three-hundred Spartans, commanded by King Leonides.
With a cry of "AaaOOOO" they form into Phalanx Formation.
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posted on
02/20/2012 6:57:24 AM PST
by
Lazamataz
(If you only think about a diet, only your brain loses weight.)
To: Lazamataz
Three burly terrorists rush the cockpit door and ....They find the U.S. women's Olympic fencing team waiting to turn them back.... Oh, wait, they have a muslim on the team. Not sure how that would work out.
Olympic hopeful looks to make a symbolic mark
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posted on
02/20/2012 6:58:19 AM PST
by
raybbr
(People who still support Obama are either a Marxist or a moron.)
To: Lazamataz
Three burly terrorists rush the cockpit door and ....they are cold cocked by the actresses who played "Charlie's Angels" who are on the way to LA for a 35th reunion show.
The plane breaks out in humming the Charlie's Angel theme song. One wag asks "Where's Charlie?"
Hilarity ensues.
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posted on
02/20/2012 6:58:39 AM PST
by
exit82
(Democrats are the enemies of freedom. We have ideas-the Dems only have ideology.)
To: exit82
Three burly terrorists rush the cockpit door and ......... a 16 ton weight drops on them.
38
posted on
02/20/2012 7:00:26 AM PST
by
Lazamataz
(If you only think about a diet, only your brain loses weight.)
To: driftdiver; MileHi
I lost the little dude again. Thank you for finding him for me.
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posted on
02/20/2012 7:01:12 AM PST
by
Lazamataz
(If you only think about a diet, only your brain loses weight.)
To: Lazamataz
Three burly terrorists rush the cockpit door.....
Captain Oveur: You ever been in a cockpit before?
Three burly terrorists: No sir, we’ve never been up in a plane before.
Captain Oveur: You guys ever seen a grown man naked?
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