Posted on 03/07/2012 11:56:32 AM PST by jmaroneps37
The saga of Sandra Fluke has taken yet another dramatic twist, with Rush Limbaugh apologizing for calling the lady a “slut”.
OK, Rush, manfully done. Sandra Fluke is NOT a slut! She is a liberated, extremely enlightened being of the female persuasion, who demands that you and I pay for whatever she chooses to do with HER OWN BODY! Which is only natural and healthy and a mandatory piece of ObamaCare. Which you also get to pay for, as part of being an American. So there.
Somebody named Joe Palazzola wrote on the WSJ Law Blog that “Georgetown Law Gets Behind Sandra Fluke” That’s NOT FUNNY, Joe.
On behalf of all good and decent males in these United States, I just want to say how truly hurt and sorry I am that my favorite talk show host, Rush Limbaugh, used such a hurtful and offensive word to refer to Ms. Fluke. Please accept my sincere apologies, Women of America. And yes, I will do the dishes. Coming! Right now.
Actually, Ms. Fluke turns out to be a 31 year old feminist Reproductive Rights activist with a Linked-In page showing a “Law Practice” in the “Los Angeles Area.” I didn’t realize that law school students have law practices, but if she didn’t have one before, she will soon, I guess.
But Ms. Fluke is definitely NOT a SLUT. Modern English has been around since William Shakespeare, but conservatives can no longer use the language. We can’t say “ladies,” because there are only “women.” We can’t say “girls,” because there are only “pre-adolescents of the female gender.”
We can’t say “slut,” because Slut Walks are only for leftists protesting the patriarchal tyranny. We can certainly not use Shakespeare’s own words for sexually enlightened women……
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“I went to Georgetown and got Fluked”
Does being “Fluked” also refer to one after they complete a sex change?
She’s not a slut. Just a prolific fornicatrix.
SnakeDoc
Better eliminate the “l” in her name or round it with (l)!!!
““I went to Georgetown and got Fluked””
That’s just fluked up!
Actually, not a bad suggestion though it may take a bit of time for it to catch on. After all, “getting a lewinsky” is now a common reference after BJ Clinton put it on the mainstream consciousness not so long ago. As is the reference that any particular judicial proceeding being known as is or is not a “Clinton Deposition”.
If a woman has sex with more than one man, and does not get paid, is a slut.
Still can’t believe that any creature in possession of a working penis would want to stick it in THAT....
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