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President Calls Oil “Fuel of the Past”
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| 10 March 2012
| John Semmens
Posted on 03/11/2012 2:32:58 PM PDT by John Semmens
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To: Sherman Logan
“We have gotten soft because we drive when we should walk. We have gotten lazy because it’s easier to turn up the thermostat than to put on a sweater.”
“We” is wookie-talk for “You, Sukkkkah!!!”
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posted on
03/11/2012 4:40:21 PM PDT
by
jivin gene
(Breakin' up is hard to do)
To: John Semmens
Until an alternative exists that I can use now, oil is the fuel of the PRESENT...
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posted on
03/11/2012 5:01:32 PM PDT
by
LRS
("This is silly! It can't be! It can't be!!" "Oh yes it is! I said you wouldn't know the joint.")
To: John Semmens
If oil is, then coal, hydro and wind are, too. Same with batteries, the Egyptians used them. Windmills to grind grain and other things, hydro to give power for mills and electricity.
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posted on
03/11/2012 5:06:42 PM PDT
by
Secret Agent Man
(I'd like to tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.)
To: LRS
D'OH! Just realized the source! LOL!
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posted on
03/11/2012 5:13:11 PM PDT
by
LRS
("This is silly! It can't be! It can't be!!" "Oh yes it is! I said you wouldn't know the joint.")
To: John Semmens
He's right! Fossil fuels are outdated and only useful for those old industries that made this country the world-wide pariah it is today.
Moonbeams and unicorn farts are the fuels of the future, and Obama is busily sinking money into companies making his dreams (and our nightmares) a reality!
Mark
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posted on
03/11/2012 7:31:55 PM PDT
by
MarkL
(Do I really look like a guy with a plan?)
To: GreenHornet
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posted on
03/11/2012 7:58:23 PM PDT
by
calex59
To: stormhill
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posted on
03/11/2012 8:05:59 PM PDT
by
calex59
To: John Semmens
For oil to be the "fuel of the past", there must be some other fuel of the present that is better than oil.
Sounds great! And that mystery fuel would be ?
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posted on
03/11/2012 9:28:56 PM PDT
by
GBA
(Natural Born American)
To: calex59
Usually I spot these things as satire. With Obama, it’s not always easy to tell the difference.
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