Acme Sharpened Pikes Report to Stockholders

American Thinker ^ | April 29, 2012 | Clarice Feldman

[radioone]

This Report highlights for our stockholders some of the events taking place in Washington DC and the consequences of those developments on our profit picture this year.

We believe this is an exciting time of opportunity for our sharpened pike business and believe our timely entry into the business of providing citizens with a means of demonstrating their displeasure with their government and our convenient locations in Washington, D.C. and around the country foretells a banner year for Acme and its stockholders.

[Neidermeyer]

I’d like a pike but I can only afford a club or sharp stick.. is there a gov’t program to help me?

[mkmensinger]

Is it this guy's Acme?

[TLEIBY308]

Tar and feathers should be doing well this year too.

[monocle]

Politicians are so slimy tar and feathers wouldn’t adhere to them.

[shibumi]

Club, Sharp Stick or Pike, eh?

Fresh Fruit Not Good Enough For You?!?

[Aevery_Freeman]

Damn! I went long on pitchforks under the reign of Willy the Slick.

[DeaconBenjamin]

PING

[Popman]

Interesting....I had this conversation with my 20 year old son last night after watching news story after news story after news story of government intrusiveness, ridiculous overbearing regulations in business, personal, job killing rules...etc, etc, etc... He basically asked when enough is enough...

Ballots, then bullets was my answer...