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Man Claims Motorcycle Gave Him Permanent Boner!
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| 5/3/12
Posted on 05/03/2012 8:06:57 AM PDT by evilrooster
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To: evilrooster
Get me the make and model
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posted on
05/03/2012 8:09:18 AM PDT
by
evad
(STOP SPENDING, STOP SPENDING, STOP SPENDING. It's the SPENDING Stupid)
To: evilrooster
Before I got my drivers license, I often had to carry my books, uh, in front of me when getting off the bus. Dang bumpy roads!
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posted on
05/03/2012 8:10:51 AM PDT
by
cuban leaf
(Were doomed! Details at eleven.)
To: evilrooster
He probably has alot of happy girlfriends.
To: evilrooster
Mine does that, but it’s due to the incredible acceleration rate. It usually goes away when I slow down.
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posted on
05/03/2012 8:13:21 AM PDT
by
ZX12R
(FUBO GTFO 2012 !)
To: evilrooster
I thought that after four hours you became a medical DEFCON 5?
To: evilrooster
I've fallen in love with the Aston Martin so I know how he feels.
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posted on
05/03/2012 8:15:20 AM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(What does it profit a man if he gains the whole world but loses his soul?)
To: july4thfreedomfoundation
I thought all bikes did that....
RLTW
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posted on
05/03/2012 8:16:36 AM PDT
by
military cop
(I carry a .45....cause they don't make a .46....)
To: evilrooster
His law suit will never stand up in court!
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posted on
05/03/2012 8:17:42 AM PDT
by
SoldierDad
(Proud dad of an Army Soldier who has survived 24 months of Combat deployment.)
To: evilrooster
I had a constant boner from the age of 11 through age 15 and it caused me no permanent damage. BS. If true he would have been ridiculed in the locker room relentlessly.
I have a corbin seat on my motorcycle, and 140 hp, but the only erection I get from riding it is a front wheel erection.
To: SoldierDad
He deserves a stiff settlement.
To: evilrooster
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posted on
05/03/2012 8:25:12 AM PDT
by
Jack Hydrazine
(It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
To: evilrooster
“Nice bike. Sorry about your penis.”
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posted on
05/03/2012 8:29:15 AM PDT
by
RichInOC
(No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
To: evilrooster
“Nice bike. Sorry about your penis.”
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posted on
05/03/2012 8:29:37 AM PDT
by
RichInOC
(No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
To: evilrooster
“Nice bike. Sorry about your penis.”
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posted on
05/03/2012 8:29:49 AM PDT
by
RichInOC
(No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
To: evilrooster
A permanent erection lasting 20 months and counting has apparently led to Wolf’s inability to participate in sexual activity as a result of his condition.Sounds like he's "ever ready" to participate in sexual activity to me.
If the condition is permanent he could "die hard".
begging your pardon for the battery jokes
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posted on
05/03/2012 8:31:07 AM PDT
by
philman_36
(Pride breakfasted with plenty, dined with poverty, and supped with infamy. Benjamin Franklin)
To: evilrooster
Show him a picture of Helen Thomas - problem solved.
To: evilrooster
Darn. I must have had the wrong BMW cycle model for all those years, although thankfully, I didn’t need “cycle-viagra”.
Sounds like one of those newer bikes would be a lot better for you than medicine.
To: evilrooster
So, for 20 months this guy has been pissing on the ceiling?
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posted on
05/03/2012 8:38:32 AM PDT
by
11Bush
To: philman_36
He just needs to find the Energizer Bunny.
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posted on
05/03/2012 8:38:53 AM PDT
by
OwenKellogg
(Charter Member of the Nut-job Conspiracy Theory Ping List)
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