Posted on 05/03/2012 8:06:57 AM PDT by evilrooster
Man Is Claiming His BMW Motorcycle Gave Him A Permanent Erection - - Business Insider
"According to Torque News, Henry Wolf believes his BMW Motorcycle and Corbin Seat has caused him to have a permanent erection."
A permanent erection lasting 20 months and counting has apparently led to Wolf’s inability to participate in sexual activity as a result of his condition.
In a plea for relief (pun intended), Wolf filed suit in San Francisco court last week against BMW and Corbin for "lost wages, medical expenses, product liability and negligent infliction of emotional distress and 'general damage.
He’s unable to participate in sexual activity? I wish I had his staying power! And for the record, I have him beat…I had a constant boner from the age of 11 through age 15 and it caused me no permanent damage.
What medical expenses are we talking about? How much does a jar of Vaseline and a picture of Loni Anderson (young Loni) cost? Better yet, just hook up with some local secret service agents for a night of fun. Problem cured!
Notwithstanding the plethora of jokes that remain, I fully realize priapism is a serious condition that requires medical intervention. I doubt, however, that this condition was caused by the erotic vibrations of the BMW motorcycle in question, nor the custom seating that caressed his....uhmm….man-parts.
If you want an example of what’s wrong with today’s society, it’s this. Not only will the San Francisco court allow this case to go forward, it will be litigated for years. Regardless of the outcome, millions will be expended in defense of the suit. And this expense, of course, will ultimately be passed along to the consumer.
When all is said and done, I guess you could say we paid for Henry Wolf’s boner!
And, “Lord help us” if Wolf actually prevails in the suit. Imagine the shakeup in the motorcycle industry from the implementation of new government mandated testing requirements, cautionary statements prominently displayed on all motorcycles, and if you think the helmet laws were bad, wait until the other safety gear comes out!
Get me the make and model
Before I got my drivers license, I often had to carry my books, uh, in front of me when getting off the bus. Dang bumpy roads!
He probably has alot of happy girlfriends.
Mine does that, but it’s due to the incredible acceleration rate. It usually goes away when I slow down.
I thought that after four hours you became a medical DEFCON 5?
I thought all bikes did that....
RLTW
His law suit will never stand up in court!
BS. If true he would have been ridiculed in the locker room relentlessly.
I have a corbin seat on my motorcycle, and 140 hp, but the only erection I get from riding it is a front wheel erection.
He deserves a stiff settlement.
He should be sent to Munich, Germany to take care of this woman’s problem.
The Munich nymphomaniac claims a second victim after 36-hour sex ordeal
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2878662/posts
“Nice bike. Sorry about your penis.”
“Nice bike. Sorry about your penis.”
“Nice bike. Sorry about your penis.”
begging your pardon for the battery jokes
Show him a picture of Helen Thomas - problem solved.
Darn. I must have had the wrong BMW cycle model for all those years, although thankfully, I didn’t need “cycle-viagra”.
Sounds like one of those newer bikes would be a lot better for you than medicine.
So, for 20 months this guy has been pissing on the ceiling?
He just needs to find the Energizer Bunny.
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