Posted on 05/12/2012 1:22:41 PM PDT by John Semmens
President Obama’s aunt Zeituni Onyango has recently published a memoir of her time in America. The book is titled Tears of Abuse. It alleges that her time in this country has been nothing but torment.
Residing in the United States illegally from 2002 until she was granted asylum by the Obama Administration in 2010, Zeituni’s book complains of the “shabby accommodations” and “meager sustenance” she was forced to suffer through while on public assistance during that period. “I had to live in public housing amidst an agglomeration of the common riffraff,” Zeituni wrote. “There was no one to prepare my meals. I was given food stamps and told I had to fetch my own food and cook my own meals. I felt humiliated.”
Obama’s aunt attributed her treatment to “America’s racist mindset. My nephew was an important figure in the government—first a state senator, later a US senator, and finally the president. Still, I was denied the status befitting someone whose family member was part of the ruling class. This wouldn’t have happened to me if I were white.”
Thus far, the book’s sales have been weak—a phenomenon Zeituni says further bolsters her case that she has “been the victim of racial discrimination from the first day I set foot in this God forsaken land.”
if you missed any of this week's other semi-news posts you can find them at...
http://azconservative.org/2012/05/12/president-admits-he-sometimes-forgets-the-magnitude-of-the-recession/
Here she is being "abused" in public housing
and in designer shades and cashmere coat,
designer silk scarf and gold jewelry.
The greedy illegal hired a high-priced lawyer to get
her "asylum" b/c she knows the SS system gives a big
neverending payout to those claiming "asylum."
How can she be "in danger" ----needing asylum---- with
a relative in the WH----and all her political connections in Kenya?
Falsification of documents ...... just a guess (/snix).
The problem with John’s stuff is that he has a knack for slanting, edging, placing... I can’t think of the word... anyhow he writes his copy in ways that are so utterly believable that it is hard to recognize as satire just by reading it.
Of course, he is assisted in that by his chosen targets. You get the feeling that “Yes, this is exactly what they WOULD say if they were being honest.”
I guess that’s why he calls it semi-satire. It’s too close to true for comfort.
He’s caught me more times than I can remember. Now, before I get outraged I always check the byline before I hit the outrage button.
Sure it's tough living in Boston public housing.
Maybe Obama can get Auntie into Kenya's public housing.
She’s pissed that every summer she’s stuck in South Boston never getting in invite by her favorite nephew to come to the Vineyard.
She should attribute her treatment more to her stingy president nephew, who is a millionaire and can earn millions more through speaking tours after he is ousted next January from the WH.
The very least the president could do is make sure his aunt is provided for. Oh, I forgot, he'll only do that with public funds and not his own money.
So that freeloading illegal alien MFer from the azehole of the world was humiliated to have to fetch her own meals which WE GAVE TO HER! Seems holders people have generic perpensity for enlarged gall bladders, gall is something their culture is sure not lacking.
I say her and the whole obama mess needs a good tarrin and featherin.
So fill us bumpkins in.
Were you being satirical or are you saying John was being satirical?
Being white, I also have to buy and cook my own food and I do not get food stamps nor a free home to live in. Of course, I was born in the United States, so I'm here legally, and have had to work my entire life to get these things. Tell ya what, awntie Zeit, go back to Kenya or wherever you belong and demand from them what you expect tax-paying Americans to provide for you. Then tell us about racism and discrimination. Maybe THAT book would be interesting!
You’ve only been here a few months, so here’s how it works -
you remember satire? well our resident satirist, John Semmens, usually plys his craft weekends and holidays.
Didn’t see the “semi-news / semi-satire” in the header?
Now you know.
Though this is “satire”, it sure is telling that it is not the least bit out of the question that she, as well as other members of the “family”, fully believe they ARE entitled. How many trips on Air Force One has Grandmama Robinson been treated to? Does SHE have to buy her own food or cook it, or make her own bed, even?
But, but, you must not have heard the latest: Betty White thinks Dear Leader is doing a great job as president....what an idiot!
Have a very good excuse. Reading anything about nobama’s moochin kin cranks up the blood pressure, when the blood pressure comes up, peripheral vision goes away.
Thanks! And I'll be on the lookout for John's semi-humor.
If we lived in Africa, where the killer with the biggest and most machetes becomes the top of the ruling class, that whole delusional whine might make sense.
"Befitting someone whose family member was the most ruthless and corrupt" is another way to say it.
Where is the hell hole she came from? Kenya is it?
If anyone is collecting funds to ship her back to wherever, count me in.
She looks like Idi Amin in drag...
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