“Because we can’t afford all these government workers AND pay all your benefits. Sorry.”
Planned Granparenthood: Nipped that bastard in the bud!
“Protecting your kids’ inheritance from being consumed by the nursing home.”
“Help the government by paying the estate tax today.”
“Make this nation a better place for the illegal aliens we imported to replace you by relieving them of your burden.”
“No kids to take care of you? That’s OK - we will.”
“Children of Men was a guidebook, not a warning.”
“We make sure you never worry about outliving your retirement nest egg!”
“Can’t afford nursing home care? The government can help!”
“Bored of retirement? We can help!”
“Don’t waste away alone in a nursing home!”
“Save your grandchildren the crippling cost of your care.”
“Do your duty to reduce the world’s population.”
Don’t let the door hit you in the aarp.
“Planned Grandparenthood. A state’s Right to Choose.”
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2—Because we do think at a certain point you’ve collected enough Social Security
1—We’re the period at the end of your life sentence.