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DUmmie FUnnies 05-30-12 (Begging Blue Fairy Bill For Wisconsin Salvation)
http://dummiefunnies.blogspot.com/2012/05/begging-blue-fairy-bill-for-wisconsin.html ^ | May 30, 2012 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 05/30/2012 6:28:22 PM PDT by PJ-Comix

Help us, Blue Fairy! Please help us! Only you can help us in the Wisconsin recall election, Blue Fairy! Please come to Wisconsin! Please come and save us, Blue Fairy!

Such is the attitude of the DUmmies acting like that kid robot in the movie AI begging for help from the Blue Fairy. Only in this case, their Blue Fairy is one Bill Clinton and the DUmmies are perplexed why he doesn't show up in Wisconsin and save the day for them. If you thought David in AI was pathetic begging for help from the Blue Fairy thousands of feet under the sea until both were frozen solid then that is what the DUmmies appear like while begging to Bill Clinton in this THREAD, "Bill Clinton 'sorting out his schedule' to come to WI before Tuesday--per DNC Chair." There is going to be some great DUFU entertainment next Tuesday when the Wisconsin recall results come in and, fortunately, I'll be able to cover it with full fingered typing again since the day before my hand cast FINALLY comes off. So let us now watch the DUmmies pray to Blue Fairy Bill in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, already popping up the popcorn for next week's entertainment, is in the [brackets]:

Bill Clinton 'sorting out his schedule' to come to WI before Tuesday--per DNC Chair.

[WOW! Blue Fairy Bill is "sorting out his schedule" to come to Wisconsin? It sounds like he just can't wait to get there...NOT!]

DNC chair, in Wisconsin today (at last!) to back Tom Barrett in the recall election to boot out Gov. Scott Walker, announced that former President Bill Clinton is "sorting out his schedule" to try to come to Wisconsin before the election on Tuesday.

[Yeah, Saturn's moons need to be in proper alignment with Uranus for Blue Fairy Bill to make that decision.]

But we know this: All of you who signed petitions to the DNC, who called the DNC, who posted here and elsewhere about the need for the DNC to get big-name support here for Barrett -- you did it! And I remember Bill Clinton's first visit to Milwaukee . . . his charisma was felt throughout our huge arena, and his enthusiasm will make a difference, too . . . just like the difference that already has been made in Wisconsin by you.

[You did it! Blue Fairy Bill will show up in Wisconsin...or maybe not.]

11:20 AM PT: Update: Just spotted a story that Bill Clinton is heading to New Jersey on Friday for GOTV there -- so it would be so great if he could get here to Wisconsin this weekend!

[All roads to Wisconsin lead through New Jersey..hee...hee. And now to the DUmmie peanut gallery still under the delusion that Blue Fairy Bill actually wants to go to Wisconsin...]

Good news.

[Obviously good news since you can't go to Wisconsin without first going to New Jersey.]

Oh, I hope he DOES.... that would be a shot in the arm for them... He needs to record robo calls too

[Maybe if you're real lucky, Blue Fairy Bill might lift his finger slightly...from New Jersey.]

Let's hope this is real.

[Of course, it's real. As real as the Blue Fairy.]

It's a trial run for November for OFA. And if Bill Clinton is coming in I think they sense that this is doable. Finally, Walker has not released one private poll which seems odd.

[Blue Fairy WILL come and save us even if we have to beg for the next 5000 years under the sea.]

I live in NJ I don't know why he's coming here there's nothing special going on Tuesday. Big dog skip my state and get your ass in Wisconsin

[And you'll have to wait 5000 years for that light bulb of reality to finally flicker on above your tiny skull.]

But the Big DLC Dawgs favorite howls are simply not right on the labor rights issues that are central to the recall here in WI.

[For that task you need the moonbat screechings.]

He's probably the biggest "gun" they have, short of President and VP. He can rally the troops at least as well, without it making the whole thing about him. President Obama can't do that, given the circumstances. I'd hate to see this turned into another bullcrap fest like the Olympic thing, where President Obama gets blamed for a loss because he went to bat for someone or something that had nothing to do with him.

[And David continued to pray to the blue fairy... she who smiled softly forever. She who welcomed forever. Eventually, the floodlights died... but David could still see her, palely, by day. And he still addressed her, in hope. He prayed until all the sea anemones had shriveled and died... as the ocean froze... and the ice encased the amphilbicopter and the Blue Fairy... locking them together where he could see her... a blue ghost in ice. Always there. Always smiling. Always awaiting him. Eventually, he never moved at all... but his eyes always stayed open... staring ahead forever all though the darkness of each night... and the next day... and the next day... Thus, 2000 years passed by.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: billclinton; bluefairy; dummies; wisconsinrecall
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The DUmmies are going to be VERRRRRY entertaining next Tuesday. I'm expecting a lot of comedy gold.
1 posted on 05/30/2012 6:28:32 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: PJ-Comix

In


2 posted on 05/30/2012 6:32:28 PM PDT by Lurker (Violence is rarely the answer. But when it is it is the only answer.)
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


3 posted on 05/30/2012 6:32:28 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
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Jesus just left Chicago and he’s bound for Milwaukee.....


4 posted on 05/30/2012 6:35:32 PM PDT by cripplecreek (What does it profit a man if he gains the whole world but loses his soul?)
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To: PJ-Comix

5?


5 posted on 05/30/2012 6:37:21 PM PDT by Mercat (Necessity is the argument of tyrants. John Milton)
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Looking for the blue faeerie in the guize of debbie washermit schnitz?


6 posted on 05/30/2012 6:39:34 PM PDT by rockrr (Everything is different now...)
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It’s been months and months since I’ve been in the top 10!

It feels good. Like victory!


7 posted on 05/30/2012 6:43:21 PM PDT by Incorrigible (If I lead, follow me; If I pause, push me; If I retreat, kill me.)
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Make a note to catch the Special Ed Show, live from WI, next Tue night. His exploding head will provide a fireworks show to rival the 4th of July.
8 posted on 05/30/2012 6:48:10 PM PDT by JPG (Don't just talk about it, make it happen.)
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Maybe they'll settle for a pink fairy.

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9 posted on 05/30/2012 6:48:25 PM PDT by cripplecreek (What does it profit a man if he gains the whole world but loses his soul?)
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Their Blue Fairy is needed to oppose reality. Whether it be Solyndra or anything else the left wants, they always want something against every common sense.


10 posted on 05/30/2012 6:52:59 PM PDT by GeronL (The Right to Life came before the Right to Pursue Happiness)
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Help us Obi Wan Bill Clinton, you're our only hope.

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11 posted on 05/30/2012 6:57:28 PM PDT by cripplecreek (What does it profit a man if he gains the whole world but loses his soul?)
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Well Clinton has been the kiss of death for Dim candidates so this perhaps clinches it for Walker.


12 posted on 05/30/2012 7:01:27 PM PDT by JLS (How to turn a recession into a depression: elect a Dem president with a big majorities in Congress))
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To: cripplecreek

Howdy CC. That picture you posted is very disturbing. There needs to be a barf alert for replies!


13 posted on 05/30/2012 7:03:12 PM PDT by MtnClimber (To the left wrong is right, down is up and backward is "Forward")
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I have one of Lindsey Graham as well.


14 posted on 05/30/2012 7:05:06 PM PDT by cripplecreek (What does it profit a man if he gains the whole world but loses his soul?)
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To: PJ-Comix

Expect a certain number to go up on Tuesday. Here is the current number, taken minutes ago from DU:

Results 1 - 10 of about 326,000 from democraticunderground.com for f*ck. (0.18 seconds)


15 posted on 05/30/2012 7:06:44 PM PDT by Our man in washington
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Clinton is all they have to hope for? Obama’s kiss of death must be pretty humiliating by now.


16 posted on 05/30/2012 7:21:48 PM PDT by submarinerswife (Insanity is doing the same thing over and over, while expecting different results~Einstein)
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Make a note to catch the Special Ed Show, live from WI, next Tue night.

It is going to be a blast! I haven't been this excited to see the 'Rats freaking out since Scott Brown won the Senate seat in Mass.

This is the only reason to watch MSNBC.

17 posted on 05/30/2012 7:24:40 PM PDT by submarinerswife (Insanity is doing the same thing over and over, while expecting different results~Einstein)
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All Blue Fairies aboard---dead or alive. It's the I-94 Rescue the Blue voter northbound express.


18 posted on 05/30/2012 7:37:46 PM PDT by tflabo (Truth or tyranny)
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I don’t get the whole robo call thing. They just piss me off. Sometimes if its a primary and I am feeling ornery, the fewest robo calls gets my vote.

So go ahead you wascal Bill, make some robo calls!


19 posted on 05/30/2012 7:42:30 PM PDT by USAFJeeper (Who Dat Nation - Loving the Manning Face!)
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We know DUmmies don't pray but since these are desperate times in Wi. may we suggest offering up temporary unholy convocations and other such mantras to the patron saint of suffering leftist rebels ---St. Saul of Alinsky.
20 posted on 05/30/2012 7:44:30 PM PDT by tflabo (Truth or tyranny)
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