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Military Strategy: What are the optimal siege tactics for taking Magic Kingdom's Cinderella Castle?
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Posted on 07/17/2012 7:34:08 PM PDT by DogByte6RER
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A most worthy military invasion plan by Sgt. Davis ... give him a battlefield commission and let the fireworks begin!
P.S.
We were THERE just last month for my son’s H.S. graduation. It’s RIPE for the taking!
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posted on
07/17/2012 7:35:55 PM PDT
by
DogByte6RER
("Loose lips sink ships")
To: DogByte6RER
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posted on
07/17/2012 7:37:04 PM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(What does it profit a man if he gains the whole world but loses his soul?)
To: cripplecreek
... it’s the only way to be sure.
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posted on
07/17/2012 7:39:19 PM PDT
by
ClearCase_guy
(Roger Taney? Not a bad Chief Justice. John Roberts? A really awful Chief Justice.)
To: Slings and Arrows
I can see you on the tip of this spear ...
A NAPL PING
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posted on
07/17/2012 7:39:46 PM PDT
by
DogByte6RER
("Loose lips sink ships")
To: DogByte6RER
Don’t drop any trash. A brigade armed with pointy sticks will be unleashed on the area and who knows where that will lead.
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posted on
07/17/2012 7:45:14 PM PDT
by
DManA
To: DogByte6RER
Seems to me that things are being left pretty wide open between 7 o’clock and 12 o’clock.
The enemy rodent could slip out that way and leave the castle booby trapped. Or he could be setting you up for a long guerrilla war.
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posted on
07/17/2012 7:45:58 PM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(What does it profit a man if he gains the whole world but loses his soul?)
To: DogByte6RER
You know the battle field is riddled with tunnels don’t you? You didn’t?
Who’s in charge of this chicken outfit?
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posted on
07/17/2012 7:47:01 PM PDT
by
DManA
To: DogByte6RER; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
While in Fantasyland we will have the opportunity to take down the menace of all parents everywhere. The "It's a Small World" ride will be within our reach. Our secondary objective is to eliminate the ride with extreme prejudice. This isn't a capture mission like the castle, but one of complete annihilation. Expect heavy casualties as their adorable repetitiveness burns into your skulls like white phosphorous in the jungle.Nuke it 'till it glows, and then bomb it in the dark.
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posted on
07/17/2012 7:50:27 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: DManA
Bring in the Tunnel Rats, amigo.
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posted on
07/17/2012 7:50:54 PM PDT
by
Army Air Corps
(Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
To: DogByte6RER
Why launch a full-up military assault when The Mouse would be perfectly happy to turn the keys over in return for a nice, fat check.
To: DManA
Yes ... and I would use the tunnels to storm The Pirates of the Carribean and then pay off the pirates as mercenaries to loot and pillage the rest of Disneyland.
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posted on
07/17/2012 7:53:53 PM PDT
by
DogByte6RER
("Loose lips sink ships")
To: DogByte6RER
Seems to me that you’d be taking indirect fire from everywhere from Toontown to adventureland.
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posted on
07/17/2012 7:59:29 PM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(What does it profit a man if he gains the whole world but loses his soul?)
To: DogByte6RER
The Magic Kingdom is a diversion. Resources will be wasted and the casualties will be epic.
Those Disney Characters will welcome death over having to stay in costume in the Florida heat, and they will take as many of you with them as they possibly can.
Remember, Pluto is short for Plutonium.
All the power lies in Disneyland. That is where you will find what you are looking for. Just Nuke California Adventure, it isn’t worth the fight.
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posted on
07/17/2012 8:02:42 PM PDT
by
Kickass Conservative
(Confucius say, short note better than long memory....)
To: DogByte6RER
Stay off of Main Street and avoid an urban warfare scenario.
To: DogByte6RER
R.A.Heinlein: “A human being should be able to ... plan an invasion ... Specialization is for insects.” We have a winner!
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posted on
07/17/2012 8:11:23 PM PDT
by
ctdonath2
($1 meals: http://abuckaplate.blogspot.com)
To: DogByte6RER
What are the optimal siege tactics for taking Magic Kingdom's Cinderella Castle?....Nuk it from orbit, only way to be sure
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posted on
07/17/2012 8:17:29 PM PDT
by
tophat9000
(American is Barack Oaken)
To: DogByte6RER
Fatal flaw with phase #1: Initial staging outside park in in the middle of Harbor Blvd! In full view of many cheap hotels crawling with mouse sympathizers!
From Pirates of the Carribean ... then move over next door to the Haunted Mansion to raise an army of the dead
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posted on
07/17/2012 8:29:06 PM PDT
by
DogByte6RER
("Loose lips sink ships")
To: cartoonistx
Yes, West would definitely be better.
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posted on
07/17/2012 8:33:25 PM PDT
by
null and void
(Day 1273 of our ObamaVacation from reality - Heroes aren't made Frank, they're cornered...)
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From Pirates of the Carribean ... then move over next door to the Haunted Mansion to raise an army of the dead