Posted on 07/23/2012 12:24:37 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
We have already DUFUed the DUmmies, the KOmmies, and the HUffies. However, there is a whole new territory chock full of comedy gold...TWitties. I have to give credit to Michelle Malkin for coming up with the idea to DUFU the TWittie TWitter posts at her new BLOG. TWITCHY. Since there is more than enough TWittie comedy material to go around, I shall also follow suit by occasionally DUFUing the TWitties as well. In this first DUFU of the DUFU we shall begin with Michele's own DUFUs of the TWitties attempting to have an "insider" chat at #OccuChat but soon find out that they have been (GASP!) occupied by conservatives. And the great thing about DUFUing the TWitties is that they don't have someone like Skinner to delete unwanted opinions to protect them from reading heresy. So let us now begin with Michelle Malkin's #OccuChat NUGGETS in the [brackets] followed by my own recently mined comedy material:
[Occupy #OccuChat: Conservatives hijack Occupy chat hashtag]
[Last night, Occupiers intended to use the #occuchat hashtag for a little Sunday evening solidarity.]
Tonight is #OccuChat! We'll talk about the media's perception of the movement at 7 pm CST! #ows
[Alas, conservatives caught wind of their plans to tweet about corporate greed from their iPhones.]
#occuchat Capitalism and corporations suck. Posted from my iPad. From a Starbucks. Paid by mummy and daddy.
Ultimate irony: #occuchat participants complaint that some barged in, unwelcome, on their hashtag. #noselfawareness
#OccuChat We prefer to call it "The People's Fair Appropriation Of The Non-Dairy Creamer From Denny's"
I'm looking for a new air mattress. Someone mistook mine for a cop car. #OccuChat
#occuchat emergency. we're out of patchouli, and ipad charge running low. send OccuHelp fast to 3rd Ave.
[Of course this #OccuChat occupation by LOUSY FREEPER TROLLS takes its toll on #OccuCht TWitties (PJ).]
Down twinkles. RT @RealJamesConrad: To all right wing trolls: You have been asked nicely to stop disrupting #occuchat! NOW GO AWAY!
[Hey, Occupiers, you do realize you can’t really blame conservatives for occupying your adorable little hashtag, right?]
Honestly, the conservative hijacking of #OccuChat had more direction and organization in its 30 mins that #OWS has had for a year.
[And now for some NEW material from #OccuChat. Most of it from LOUSY FREEPER TROLLS]
#Occuchat So this is where the hippies went?
[Think of it as an electronic Zuccotti Park.]
The solution to capitalism: Nobody work and bust up the places where people do work. Problem solved...wait? #ows #occuchat #lnyhbt #tcot
The revolution will be tweeted......and conservatives will take over the hashtags. #occuchat
Dude, where's the bathroom? Cop car is over there.#occuchat
Another name for Conservative talking points: Facts. #occuchat #Occupy #OWS #libatards #LNYHBT #tcot #tlot #teaparty
The #TeaParty is exactly like #OWS, but without the selfishness, idiocy, rape, drugs, murder, and public pooping. #OccuChat #tcot
[Psst! Do we notice a trend here folks? When the leftwingers aren't protected by deletion filters like Skinner in DUmmieland, they crawl back into their holes to hibernate in humiliated silence. Okay, a few more LOUSY FREEPER TROLL occupiers of #OccuChat.]
No fun to have one's recreational area taken over by the other side. Conservatives flipt the script on the occubaggers. #occuchat
Why does Occupy cause millions of dollars in property damage? B/c it's a huge temper tantrum, not a "movement." #occuchat #tcot
#Occuchat Occupy is a bunch of spoiled brats -- these are truly the 1% while claiming to be the 99%. Let's confiscate Occupy's wealth!
[Including the trust fund payments of WILLIAM RIVERS PITT? Okay, there is a TON more comedy material here which keeps expanding at a very fast rate so if you see more great comedy nuggets, don't be shy about posting in the comments to this first DUFU edition covering the TWitties.]
#1! IB4TP!! First time!
PING!
?IB4TP?
TT, back to read.
#5? but I will take the top ten though
20 seconds
I gotta split out now to Occupy a gas pump and fill up my tank with FREE coupon gas.
One of my emails this morning was from Twitter, saying they missed me since I hadn’t been on for a while. And here’s a perfect reason why. Stupid, innocuous, unintelligible, meandering garbage that’s a waste of time.
Sorry for the rant, but Twitter is like a haggle of California girls all blabbering at the same time.
Great stuff and a BTT. The problem most of these kiddies have isn’t that the right is laughing at them, it’s that most of the left is as well.
OMGoodness! That’s soooo funny! They “tinkle down” (typo on purpose) and slink off! If they always fold that easily without the slightest ability to verbally spar, all their “movement” will be on police cars only.
Thanks!
:: However, there is a whole new territory chock full of comedy gold...TWitties. ::
I hope that, in the future, you post these as “Big TWitties”!
And, when we get a “conversion” story you can call it “A Big, Bouncy TWittie”
Damn...gotta get back to the wife soon!
Iowahawk is pure gold on twitter. (Sometimes)
Yeah, I agree. I got MySpace. I get Facebook. I don’t get Twitter.
Comedy gold, that one.
The 'movement' is running down the door of the cop car.
It’s a useless waste of time and energy. Sophomoric and uncreative. Mindless babble.
#OccuChat - The problem with this country is too many rich, fat white guys. Hey, look! Michael Moore! Think I can get an autograph!?!
Or was it two years ago? (shows how much I use it. LOL)
But always post two at a time so we can appreciate a nice pair of TWitties.
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