Posted on 08/24/2012 9:25:42 PM PDT by John Semmens
The Department of Justice, responding to an Executive Order issued by President Obama, issued a memo to all sections encouraging them to hire more persons with targeted disabilities. Among the disabilities targeted are people with severe intellectual disability, psychiatric disability and other current severe physical, intellectual or mental conditions.
Attorney General Eric Holder defended the Order saying that the President doesn't just talk the talk, he also walks the walk. From his selection of Joe Biden to be his running mate President Obama has taken a strong stand on behalf of the rights of the mentally disabled. It is his belief that for a democracy to be truly representative it has to draw from every segment of the population. Does this mean that the deranged and the stupid must be given their fair share of the responsibilities of governing the nation? Yes, it does.
For his part, Biden embraced his role as poster boy for the mentally impaired, boasting that the President be puttin' us all back in chairs.
In related news, Vice-President Biden blamed Republicans for mortgage foreclosures. According to Biden, Republicans in Congress are blocking the Administration's plan to forgive all mortgage debt. Here we have a cost-free solution to provide free homes to everyone, but can't get cooperation from the GOP, Biden complained. Our message to the middle class is simple, if you're tired of having to pay your mortgage vote Democrat. Biden said he was confident that a reelected President Obama would have the mandate to bypass Congress and enact mortgage forgiveness by Executive Order.
if you missed any of this week's other semi-news posts you can find them at...
http://www.freedomsphoenix.com/Opinion/117406-2012-08-24-semi-news-a-satire-of-recent-news-august-26-2012.htm
Rule by the deranged and stupid means that our government would be right half of the time. That would be a fifty percent improvement over what we are getting now.
Thanks for the ping John. Enjoyed the read. Good one again.
Joe is remembering his favorite chairs in the day room of the psychiatric care facility where he spent so many years.
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Now that part is probably not satire. I wouldn't be surprised if Obama, in desperate need of votes, did issue such an executive order before the election. He is capable of doing what he wants, and there is no one to stop him.
Thanks again, John, for the ping.
I thought DOJ already qualified for this.
“Do you mean democrats?.. or do you include RINOs?”
How do you tell? Lift up their skirts/coats? LOL.
Under the standards of the current regime, even RINOs aren’t crazy enough to qualify.
Check Congress, plenty of them there.
‘The Department of Justice, responding to an Executive Order issued by President Obama, issued a memo to all sections encouraging them to hire more persons with targeted disabilities. Among the disabilities targeted are people with severe intellectual disability, psychiatric disability and other current severe physical, intellectual or mental conditions.
‘Attorney General Eric Holder defended the Order saying that the President doesn’t just talk the talk, he also walks the walk. From his selection of Joe Biden to be his running mate President Obama has taken a strong stand on behalf of the rights of the mentally disabled. It is his belief that for a democracy to be truly representative it has to draw from every segment of the population. Does this mean that the deranged and the stupid must be given their fair share of the responsibilities of governing the nation? Yes, it does.
‘For his part, Biden embraced his role as poster boy for the mentally impaired, boasting that the President be puttin’ us all back in chairs.
More satire that sounds suspiciously close to reality.
‘In related news, Vice-President Biden blamed Republicans for mortgage foreclosures. According to Biden, Republicans in Congress are blocking the Administration’s plan to forgive all mortgage debt. Here we have a cost-free solution to provide free homes to everyone, but can’t get cooperation from the GOP, Biden complained. Our message to the middle class is simple, if you’re tired of having to pay your mortgage vote Democrat. Biden said he was confident that a reelected President Obama would have the mandate to bypass Congress and enact mortgage forgiveness by Executive Order.’
That should make this Maobama fan very happy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bg98BvqUvCc
What? They’re going to keep on cheating in elections?
Yawn.
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