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1 posted on 09/05/2012 3:49:31 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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Q: What do you call a male Jew who votes for Obama?

A: Schmuck, putz

2 posted on 09/05/2012 3:51:54 PM PDT by ken5050 ("One useless man is a shame, two are a law firm, three are a Congress".....John Adams)
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To: nickcarraway

It wasn’t the pubs who booed calling Jerusalem the capital of Israel.


3 posted on 09/05/2012 3:52:26 PM PDT by Mrs.Z
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To: nickcarraway

This is satire, right?


4 posted on 09/05/2012 3:55:40 PM PDT by Excellence (9/11 was an act of faith.)
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...wars should be fought in a giant stadium by world leaders armed with socks filled with horse manure,...

Hey, I'd pay to see that.

6 posted on 09/05/2012 4:01:04 PM PDT by HKMk23 (GOPe 2012: MITT HAPPENS)
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To: nickcarraway
Not all people who claim to be Jews are actually Jews. When the Romans conquered the middle east, they destroyed Edom. The Surviving Edomites merged with occupied Israel and when Rome destroyed the temple, they dispersed with the Jews, as Jews.

So in their family memory they are Jewish descendants, But in their hearts, they are still Edomites, and hate Judah with an incalculable hatred.

This is why I believe the scripture for the last days saying (Rev 3:9)"Behold, I will make those of the synagogue of Satan who say that they are Jews and are not, but lie--behold, I will make them come and bow down before your feet, and learn that I have loved you." is there. ".

7 posted on 09/05/2012 4:01:42 PM PDT by American in Israel (A wise man's heart directs him to the right, but the foolish mans heart directs him toward the left.)
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you’re ...wondering aloud what terrible misfortune might need to befall them to bring them around, or at least lay their hypocrisy bare. That they should suffer a catastrophic illness...

... Unlike Irish or Italian curses, Yiddish curses rarely wish the target irreparable bodily harm....

and...

I can only wish that every child from a left-leaning Jewish family should get to hear at least once the sound of her father’s voice

Let the maniacs outlaw the morning-after pill the day before your daughter gets home from the NFTY convention

I can't help but notice that amid all the feigned concern for the unfortunate that these liberals put out (which extends only to aiding the suffering with other people's money and not aiding them with their own) ... that these liberals have no concern whatsoever for the people from whom all the largesse is to be stolen or about whether they people from whom the liberals wish to steal might need their own earnings to attend to their own suffering, the suffering of their own loved ones, and the needs of people whom they would otherwise selfless help if liberals didn't steal it and run it through the government waste-for-votes machine first.

So much hypocrisy, so little time.

12 posted on 09/05/2012 4:09:11 PM PDT by piasa (Attitude adjustments offered here free of charge)
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Well, how did God, and the Jewish people, feel about their neighbors who were sacrificing babies? How does God feel about abortion? How does God feel about Democrats because of their support for abortion?


13 posted on 09/05/2012 4:12:29 PM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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Forward reading socialists who have never cracked open the Torah.
14 posted on 09/05/2012 4:14:52 PM PDT by rmlew ("Mosques are our barracks, minarets our bayonets, domes our helmets, the believers our soldiers.")
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To: dennisw; Cachelot; Nix 2; veronica; Catspaw; knighthawk; Alouette; Optimist; weikel; Lent; GregB; ..
Middle East and terrorism, occasional political and Jewish issues Ping List. High Volume

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Amazing, it's a real site, http://www.yiddishcursesforrepublicanjews.com but the "curses", rather amateurish, are all in English. The site name is a fraud. Yiddish is, in fact, a language. With actual words. Not an English language comedy genre.

Not surprising, as The Jewish Week

notes, it's actually an Obama fundraising site.

Ben Abramowitz and Rachel Shukert

should know better than to mock a language which may not have been spoken by anyone in their family, but which was by many Jewish immigrants to this nation. Even for money for Obama.

And kudus to the Obama campaign, a really class act.

23 posted on 09/05/2012 4:24:31 PM PDT by SJackson (I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people people die of natural causes)
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To: nickcarraway

What is this? Appeasement after the Democrats threw Israel under the bus?


24 posted on 09/05/2012 4:24:39 PM PDT by GVnana
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To: nickcarraway; null and void; Lady Jag

“several cups of coffee drunk at injudicious speed”
“all of whom I would very much like to treat to a cup of coffee. “

Somebody mentioned coffee.


27 posted on 09/05/2012 4:32:07 PM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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I’ll try a few Yiddish style curses directed at Obama-supporting liberal Jews.

“May Obama become your good friend, and appoint you ambassador to the Taliban.”

“May your have a full health benefits and retirement paid for by the government, in Gitmo, with a shared cell, no less.”

“May all your children become doctors, then drop out to become skinheads, leaving you to pay their tuition.”


36 posted on 09/05/2012 5:55:23 PM PDT by yefragetuwrabrumuy
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To Ms. Shukert on you and your shlemazel husband I wish my favorite Yiddish curse I learned from my father:

All your teeth should fall out except one for a toothache!

You have dreck for brains and you can’t find your tuches with both hands.


38 posted on 09/05/2012 7:10:14 PM PDT by JewishRighter
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Rachel”s herring has not been pickled.
(Maybe some nice boy with a safe government pension... A Doctor..!)


39 posted on 09/05/2012 7:28:14 PM PDT by outofsalt ("If History teaches us anything it's that history rarely teaches us anything")
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“You’re standing in the hallway outside the bathroom watching your husband shave”

All I needed to read to know she’s not much of a Jewess.

Ten Freeper points to the first non-Jewish poster who figures out what is wrong with the opening line from this cow.


46 posted on 09/06/2012 7:36:13 AM PDT by Jewbacca (The residents of Iroquois territory may not determine whether Jews may live in Jerusalem.)
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