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White House Takes Credit for Resolution of NFL Refs Stand-off
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 29 Sep 2012 | John Semmens

Posted on 09/29/2012 4:52:30 PM PDT by John Semmens

Football fans have President Obama to thank for the settlement of differences between the National Football League and the referees’ union says Press Secretary Jay Carney.

“This thing had been lingering on for months, but within days of the President expressing his displeasure with the quality of the replacement refs the disagreements were settled,” Carney boasted. “This is the epitome of the type of leadership we’ve come to expect from the President.”

Carney contrasted President Obama’s decisive role with that of GOP presidential nominee Mitt Romney. “While millions of football fans were suffering from substandard officiating what was Romney doing?” he asked. “There was no sign that he even cared about football. He didn’t condemn any bad calls. He didn’t even profess to have watched any games. Is this the kind of man voters want occupying the White House?”

Aside from his pitch to voters to reelect the football-loving President Obama, Carney expressed the hope that the returning unionized refs would “remember that the President is a Bears fan and would really like to see them win the Super Bowl this year.”

f you missed any of this week's other semi-news posts you can find them at...

http://azconservative.org/2012/09/29/voters-say-free-stuff-better-than-freedom/


TOPICS: Government; Politics; Sports
KEYWORDS: bears; nfl; obama; satire

1 posted on 09/29/2012 4:52:37 PM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

bump


2 posted on 09/29/2012 4:57:04 PM PDT by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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To: John Semmens
Upon further review, it's a good catch.


3 posted on 09/29/2012 4:57:06 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement (Obama "acted stupidly.")
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To: John Semmens

You were too easy this time, Semmens....the title gave it away (but just barely, since I wouldn’t put anything beyond the tactics of these pukes).


4 posted on 09/29/2012 4:58:45 PM PDT by ErnBatavia (No tagline until JR gets the snail out of this site....as he promised moons ago.)
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To: ConservativeStatement
Press Secretary Jay Carney

I used to think that Baghdad Bob Gibbs was the epitome of smarminess and bullsh*t, but this little puke pushes the envelope.....(and this is just an 'aside' -- I'm aware that this is a Semmens piece)

5 posted on 09/29/2012 5:01:39 PM PDT by ErnBatavia (No tagline until JR gets the snail out of this site....as he promised moons ago.)
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To: ConservativeStatement

Oh my God, they took credit for something!!!! What s joke!


6 posted on 09/29/2012 5:03:35 PM PDT by Ohiobelle
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To: John Semmens

Well, since I’m a huge hockey fan, I’ll be sitting perched in front of my tv waiting for him to settle the hockey mess...being the big sports fan that he is....


7 posted on 09/29/2012 5:05:30 PM PDT by little-e ((The Muslim in the White House is NOT my President))
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To: John Semmens

Carney’s debasement of reality is breathtaking. I suspect it is impossible to embarrass this man.


8 posted on 09/29/2012 5:09:36 PM PDT by Makana
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To: John Semmens

Almost got me.


9 posted on 09/29/2012 5:15:13 PM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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To: John Semmens

Do you write these crap headlines just to get people to click on your junk?


10 posted on 09/29/2012 5:18:58 PM PDT by dalereed
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To: dalereed

lighten up, francis.


11 posted on 09/29/2012 7:03:44 PM PDT by dynachrome ("Our forefathers didn't bury their guns. They buried those that tried to take them.")
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To: dalereed

LOL


12 posted on 09/29/2012 7:05:51 PM PDT by MaxMax
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To: John Semmens

:)


13 posted on 09/29/2012 7:46:41 PM PDT by rockinqsranch (Dems, Libs, Socialists, call 'em what you will, they ALL have fairies livin' in their trees.)
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To: John Semmens

If they haven’t claimed credit...it’s because they haven’t thought about it....yet. The weekend is not over.


14 posted on 09/29/2012 8:17:18 PM PDT by berdie
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To: John Semmens

I am so glad I caught that it was the semi-semi news before I read the piece! My blood was already boiling just reading the headline! You get me nearly every time! Good one!


15 posted on 09/29/2012 8:41:10 PM PDT by FrdmLvr (culture, language, borders)
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To: John Semmens

I am so glad I caught that it was the semi-semi news before I read the piece! My blood was already boiling just reading the headline! You get me nearly every time! Good one!


16 posted on 09/29/2012 8:41:35 PM PDT by FrdmLvr (culture, language, borders)
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To: John Semmens

You got me with the headline. I just figured it was true and was going to pass on the article then I saw your name. LOL


17 posted on 09/30/2012 12:57:42 AM PDT by TigersEye (dishonorabledisclosure.com - OPSEC (give them support))
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