Trending on Twitter: Reasons Why Obama Lost the Debate

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[Nachum]

#ObamaDebateExcuses Jimmy Carter told me that preparation was for losers

He couldn't do it on his own. He needed roads and bridges. #ObamaDebateExcuses"

#ObamaDebateExcuses You would be distracted too, if your - Unedited #ObamaTape "I talked *Funny affect "negro-accent" just came to light!

Not only did America get to see @MittRomney unfiltered by the media- but we saw o unfiltered as well! @seanhannity

"U put $90 billion into green energy," . "I'm all 4 green energy but U could have hired two million teachers with that money." MittSlapped

#ObamaDebateExcuses Just a light case of ringworm

0bama was shocked when the straw man he had constructed of Romney didn't show up & instead it was his worst nightmare.

How come the 1% dude got to talk? #ObamaDebateExcuses

#ObamaDebateExcuses My Grandma was scared of Black People

During the Debate prep with Obama, John Kerry made the critical error of pretending to be JHENGIS KAHN.

Obama is STILL exhausted from that OBL kill mission. #ObamaDebateExcuses

Should NEVER have debates during the NFL season. #ObamaDebateExcuses

What really hurt Obama was the format of the debate, where he had to talk to Romney about stuff.

#ObamaDebateExcuses I was thinking of book titles. Maybe, "Dreams of an Out of Work Actor."

I was waitIng for my fair share of the facts #ObamaDebateExcuses"

Rich guy Romney bought the debate questions last week. #ObamaDebateExcuses

#ObamaDebateExcuses He's still wondering what Netanyahu wanted to talk to him face-to-face about

#ObamaDebateExcuses Where was my machine? That one with all my words on it?

[Nachum]

Right now, David Axelrod is asking a crying Barack Obama: "Show me on the doll where the bad man touched you."

[Floratina]

LOL!

[Salamander]

“Right now, David Axelrod is asking a crying Barack Obama: “Show me on the doll where the bad man touched you.”

ROFLMAO!!!

[Berlin_Freeper]

Pre-debate pic by @joshromney

[Slyfox]

New Romney Campaign Song

[Windflier]

"What really hurt Obama was the format of the debate, where he had to talk to Romney about stuff."

LMAO!!

[American Constitutionalist]

Reasons Why Obama Lost the Debate : Teleprompter was not allowed to participate in the debates and had to sit in the audience with the rest of the people.

[Windflier]

Right now, David Axelrod is asking a crying Barack Obama: "Show me on the doll where the bad man touched you."

[fella]

Right now, David Axelrod is asking a crying Barack Obama: "Show me on the doll where the bad man touched you."

"Whine . . .whimper . . . It was like water in a swimming pool he touched me completely."

[nutmeg]

Right now, David Axelrod is asking a crying Barack Obama: "Show me on the doll where the bad man touched you."

ROTFL! ;-D

[nutmeg]

Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.

I love that quote! Originally from the show "Friday Night Lights"...

[Smokeyblue]

He lost because his po', oh so very po' (rich-bank-vice-president) typical, white grandma, dependent on social security to eek out a meager existence, wasn't alive to die again for him the day before the debates.

***Bonus points to Obama for the attempt to drag her carcass out for one last round of sympathy exploiting.

[voteNRA]

"What really hurt Obama was the format of the debate, where he had to talk to Romney about stuff."

That one is great!

One I read on another board ...

"11.6.12 = National Chick-fil-a the Kenyan Day!"

[crazyhorse691]

omment #1 was funnier, but, yours was 100% on target.

[tinamina]

His Grandma worked her way up to VP of a local bank and all she had in her old age to sustain her was Social Security?

[Catsrus]

Oh my gosh - this is funny! ROFLMAO

[stilloftyhenight]

ROFL Best line of the night, hands down!

[Ann Archy]

HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!OMG!!!

[goodolemr]

#ObamaDebateExcuses I didn’t fail that. Someone else made that happen. #tcot

[BTCM]

Oh yes, poor soul was able to leave Dinglebarry only 1/2 millon dollars in her will!!