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Judge Rejects Religious Objection to Obamacare Mandate
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 6 Oct 2012 | John Semmens

Posted on 10/07/2012 4:21:18 PM PDT by John Semmens

Missouri federal district Judge Carol Jackson ruled that forcing Catholics to pay for contraception and abortion services mandated under Obamacare does not violate their right to freely practice their religion.

“The plaintiffs argue that their religious freedom is infringed by a government law requiring them to finance health services they view as repugnant to their beliefs,” Jackson wrote in her decision. “However, none of these plaintiffs is required to undergo an abortion or to make use of the covered contraception benefits. Consequently, they remain totally free to adhere to their religious beliefs insofar as the effects are confined to themselves.”

“That the religious beliefs of the plaintiffs regard abortion as murder and that compelling them to contribute financial resources to support this procedure is irrelevant. The law states that women are entitled to this health service. The plaintiffs’ religious preferences cannot override this legal requirement.”

To help clarify her ruling, Jackson offered a hypothetical case. “Suppose that the government enacted a law permitting human sacrifice,” she wrote. “Would we allow a person’s individual belief that this is wrong to totally overwhelm society’s decision that it is right—as would be evidenced by the fact that a law was passed endorsing the practice? No. As long as the individual is not the person being sacrificed he cannot justifiably raise his own religious objection to the implementation of this law for the benefit of someone else.”

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news posts you can find them at...

http://constitutionclub.org/2012/10/06/semi-news-a-satire-of-recent-news-38/


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: abortion; obamacare; satire

1 posted on 10/07/2012 4:21:27 PM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

The SCOTUS gave the feds the go-ahead to mandate ANYTHING, so much parody/satire potential there it’s not funny


2 posted on 10/07/2012 4:24:15 PM PDT by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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To: John Semmens
“The plaintiffs argue that their religious freedom is infringed by a government law requiring them to finance health services they view as repugnant to their beliefs,” Jackson wrote in her decision. “However, none of these plaintiffs is required to undergo an abortion or to make use of the covered contraception benefits. Consequently, they remain totally free to adhere to their religious beliefs insofar as the effects are confined to themselves.”

“That the religious beliefs of the plaintiffs regard abortion as murder and that compelling them to contribute financial resources to support this procedure is irrelevant. The law states that women are entitled to this health service. The plaintiffs’ religious preferences cannot override this legal requirement.”

I move that we re-name Obamacare to RobertsCare, in honor of the Supreme Court Chief Justice who single-handedly made this unconstitutional legislation the law of the land.

3 posted on 10/07/2012 4:29:13 PM PDT by Alex Murphy
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To: John Semmens

Roberts better stand the ground on this one.


4 posted on 10/07/2012 4:38:58 PM PDT by JIM O
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To: John Semmens

Missouri federal district Judge Carol Jackson is obviously a FASCIST PIG.


5 posted on 10/07/2012 5:57:26 PM PDT by muawiyah
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To: John Semmens

WTF! How a out this......you don’t have to own a slave but you do have to subsidize slavery. How irrational. This will be appealed; it must be appealed.


6 posted on 10/07/2012 6:31:48 PM PDT by STJPII
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To: John Semmens

Another head shakin’ chuckler John. Enjoyed.


7 posted on 10/07/2012 7:51:47 PM PDT by rockinqsranch (Dems, Libs, Socialists, call 'em what you will, they ALL have fairies livin' in their trees.)
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I’m glad I read all the way through and realized this was humor.

It’s too bad that things like this are no longer obviously satire.


8 posted on 10/09/2012 10:16:01 AM PDT by darrellmaurina
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