The Revolution Will Not Be Televised - It Begins November 6th

“The Obama-Democrat Left has mounted the first successful counter-revolution -- against the American Revolution--in our history. Using an incessant series of attacks by a fifth column,(snip)

So now we have the current Right Wing outrage du jour over that messy little une affaire d'etat in Libya. Clearly an al-Qaida led terrorist attack on U.S. sovereign territory on the anniversary of 9/11 would not prove helpful to Team-Obama, so the SRM happily bought into the “Look, over there – an Islamophobic movie!” meme as cover. As usual, the Right Wing was having none of it.(snip)

“If you don't have a record to run on…you make a big election about small things.”

(snip)Leading some people think it’s Hil who’s going to be offered up to fall on Big Guy’s sword for him:

“Uhhhhh, sorry Hil, butt your marks don’t look so good this quarter.”

(snip)The disrespectful way they treated former White House chief of staff William Daley is likely to come back to haunt them in the graveyards of Chicago, and the bad blood between them and the Clintons hasn’t gone away, despite Bill’s bonhomie at the convention.

That “haunt them in the graveyards of Chicago” has me worried. In order for us to WTF, we need a humungous turnout from those “graveyards of Chicago.”

The Republican revolution will not be televised
You will not be able to stay home, VOTER.
You will not be able to plug in, turn on and Rush out.
You will not be able to lose yourself on B. Hussein and skip,
Skip out for beer during commercials,
Because the revolution will not be televised.

The revolution will not be televised.
The revolution will not be brought to you by Hillary
In 4 parts without commercial interruptions
The revolution will not show you pictures of Saddam
blowing a bugle and leading a charge by Bagdad
Jack, Osama Bin Hiding, and Gen. Pervez Musharraf
against un-armed Iraqi Citizens

The revolution will not be televised.
The revolution will not be brought to you by the
Kennedy Award Theatre and will not star Martin
Sheen and Steve McQueen or Sponge Bob Square Pants.
The revolution will not give your mouth sex appeal.
The revolution will not get rid of the Hannitized.
The revolution will not make you look five pounds
thinner, because the revolution will not be televised, VOTER.

There will be no pictures of you and Willie Boy
pushing that shopping cart filled with Hillary’s Pant Suits

Trying to Shove Hsu into a Stolen Ambulance.
NBC will not be able predict the winner at 8:32
or report from 29 districts confirming Poll numbers.
The revolution will not be televised.

There will be no pictures of Bill Clinton shooting down
Obama in the instant replay.
There will be no pictures of Hillary Clinton being
run out of Harlem on a rail with a brand new message.
There will be no slow motion or still life of George
Stephanopolis strolling through Watts in a Red, Black and
Green liberation jumpsuit that he had been saving
For just the proper occasion.

MSNBC, ABC, CBS, CNN, NBC and Rosie
O’DONNEL will no longer be so damned relevant, and
women will not care if Bill finally gets down with
Katie Couric on Search for Tomorrow because Republicans
will be in the street looking for a brighter day.
The revolution will not be televised.

There will be no highlights on the eleven o’clock
news and no pictures of heavily armed Marines
liberationists and Ollie North killing Insurgents.
The theme song will not be written by Al Gore,
Francis Scott Key, nor sung by Rush Limbaugh, Code
Pink, Bobby Brown, Ono Lennon, or the Rare Earth.
The revolution will not be televised.

The revolution will not be right back
after a message about a Black President or a White President.
You will not have to worry about a dove in your
Congress, a tiger in your VP Slot, or the giant Idiot in your Senate.
The revolution will not go better with Pepsi.
The revolution will not fight the institutional racism that cause bad elections.
The revolution WILL put a Fence on the Mexican Border.

The revolution will not be televised, will not be televised,
will not be televised, will not be televised.
The revolution will be no re-run Voters;
The revolution will be live.

VOTE Republican and Win.

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