Skip to comments.Chicago To Obama: Debate Like Your Man Parts Depend On It
Posted on 10/16/2012 7:56:28 AM PDT by NOBO2012
I couldn't wait for Election Day!
And neither should you:
Preferably before any more of those pesky debates, and only as a warm up for your second and third on-site voting later on(snip)
Butt back to current affairs, everyones nervous around here about tonights big throw-down: Eye-candy meets Mind-candy. Tonights debate will be refereed by the very competent neither Eye-or-Mind-Candy.
(snip)Lady M completely approved of her as town hall moderator pick, as shes a big fan of Candy. Not only is she totally onboard with our Lets Move! and Healthy Eating programs, butt she really walks the talk too, as she is a committed vegetarian. Who ever would've guessed?
Anyway, I understand TOTUS has been busy prepping for the debate too.(snip)Heres one I saw him loading for Governor Romney:
Please, Ms. Crowley, dont interrupt us.(snip)
(snip)TOTUS has prepared his scroll to start with this helpful reminder that we just got in from Chicago: Dont debate with your lady parts tonight!
(snip)Hilz blamed the fog of war for it taking 1 month, 4 days and 37 stories to finally pin the tale on the donkey.
And no, theres no truth to the rumor she will be seeking political asylum in Peru. To ensure her safe return, Bill Dawg agreed to do a hostage tape commercial for Big Guys reelection campaign. If you didnt see it you can watch it here. TOTUS did a special, streamlined cut...
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I think Hillary took his “man parts” with her to Peru.
I’m usually pretty straight laced, but this is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO funny!
You can bet Barry’s toads in the state controlled “media” are going to be busy all day today writing up propaganda about how Barry hit a “game changer” home run. They’ve “got his back”.
I have a fairly safe prediction. No matter what happens at the debate tonight, the MSM will immediately hail Obama’s tremendous comeback performance and attempt to demonize Romney for being untruthful, vague and/or rude.
After the last debate, the MSM and the rest of the left wing could not stifle their shock, horror and deep disappointment at Obama. It was like a gag reflex. They simply could not hold back their overpowering urge to vomit.
Now they have had time to reflect and have become even more shocked and horrified to see Romney shoot ahead of Obama in all of the polls. The MSM has way too much emotionally and financially invested in Obama to simply cut him loose now. They will do whatever it takes from now until the election to prop Obama back up.
If they do manage to prop Obama up long enough to get him re-elected, then they will start tearing into him like a pack of wild dogs. The honeymoon is definitely over.
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