Posted on 10/21/2012 2:52:16 PM PDT by John Semmens
Though he has been insisting that Planned Parenthood is barred by law from performing abortions, Vice-President Joe Biden says he was stunned to find out that the organization has actually aborted nearly a million babies over the past three years.
“You mean, all this time they’ve been lying to us?” an incredulous Biden asked after being confronted with the statistics. “Barack and I thought they were giving women mammy-grams. That’s what we were told.”
A bemused Anderson Cooper, anchor of the CNN news show Anderson Cooper 360°, asked Biden, “What’s a mammy-gram?”
“It’s a kind of medical read-out that shows whether a woman can be a mammy, that’s a mother for those who don’t know the technical jargon,” Biden explained.
The Vice-President said he expected “we’ll have to revisit this issue in the second term. We don’t want this great organization to have to continue working outside the law. I think if we can work out a way for the government to cover the costs of any abortions Planned Parenthood has to perform it would make things easier all around.”
For its part, Planned Parenthood has been financing campaign ads urging voters to reelect President Obama.
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John, You’re much too talented to go for such low hanging fruit, and there are very few fruits lower than Biden.
*chuckle*
Actually this sounds like something he WOULD say.
Obama- EX President: that’s a “Has been”, “Burnt toast”, “Loser” for those who don’t know the technical jargon.
ya gotta be joking. he can’t be that stupid can he?
he could be but i realize that this is just satire. or id it?
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