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DUmmie FUnnies 10-22-12 (What is your biggest fear if Romney wins the election?)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 22, 2012 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 10/22/2012 5:12:25 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

One big reason to vote for Romney is to see the absolutely HILARIOUS DUmmie meltdown post Nov. 6. We can get a sneak preview of just how mental the DUmmies will become in this THREAD, "What is your biggest fear if Romney wins the election?" Already the DUmmies are TARGETING polling companies that dare to accurately reflect the current state of the electorate. So let us now watch the DUmmies go into pre-election meltdown mode in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, noting that the comedy gold will become even more frequent over the next two weeks until the mother of all DUmmie meltdowns, is in the [barackets]:

What is your biggest fear if Romney wins the election?

[I will be sent away to a Walmart Detention Center without a chance to bring my toothbrush.]

What do you think will happen if Romney wins the election? Will the world end? Will unemployment go back up? Will we continue to grow ourselves out of this severe recession? Will the Repubs take all the credit if the economy continues to rebound?

[The latter is the REAL DUmmie fear. The economy rebounds bigtime so who the hell would want to vote in a socialist in the future to ruin it again?]

What do you think will happen with women rights? What do you think will happen to the Supreme Court? What do you think will happen with the deficit? How long before we are hit with another terrorist attack because we have an arrogant asshole in the White House?

[You mean like the terrorist attack at Benghazi that the Bamster claimed was a spontaneous response to a video trailer that almost nobody watched? And now on to the other fearful DUmmies.]

Supreme Court will be f*cked for the rest of my lifetime

[Over the next four years ApocAlito II, III, and IV will be appointed to join ApocAlito I on the High Court.]

DU will melt down.

[You win a SUPER Kewpie for accurately forecasting the near future.]

Beware the dark side Luke... I'm not gonna entertain fear because I can't fathom a Romney win.

[Good news. Obama can remain as president in the Alternate Universe. May the Farce be with you.]

Gloating by republicans at the golf club. Being a minority democrat, I already am outnumbered in every political debate. On positive side they might buy me a drink or two to soothe my emotions.

[Already have your mind set on mooching?]

He'll be in office for two terms. So it will be eight more years before we can end this depression. And SCOTUS will be perma-f*cked.

[GASP! You mean he will beat Joe Biden in 2016?]

otal loss of all national park and wildlands; Global economic collapse; WW3; air like China and Ind India; massive homelessness and escalated poverty levels affecting up to 1/2 of all Americans; fascism and police state to control the results; the ignominy of being "lead" by a lying sociopath and a lying cretin

[Take the L-pill NOW and spare yourself the pain.]

I don't think Rmoney can legitimately "win" this election. Stealing it is much more likely. If that happens, we're screwed. Good-bye health care reforms. Good-bye planned parenthood. Good-bye social safety net. Good-bye income tax deductions that benefit the middle class. Good-bye hundreds of thousands of jobs. Hello more war. Hello extreme right wingers on the Supreme Court.

[Already have your excuse lined up?]

you and i both know that if Romney steals this election. We are screwed.

[Doesn't that make you happy, Ben Burch?]

Pretty sure the world will end

[The entire universe will enter the rip in the space/time continuum.]

Basically business will see it as open season on labor in general. They already have citizens united, and an Rmoney presidency will give them all the cover they need to put yet more downward pressure on compensation. The climate will be perfect for advancing and securing serfdom.

[The peasants are revolting. They stink on ice.]

After eight more years of Republican reign, America may never be able to take over again. They would seal off all possible avenues to being overthrown. In other words, a permanent coup.

[Fears of a Coup Coup DUmmie.]

A foreigner will steal my job and I will die in the gutter

[A DUmmie destined to become GUtter Clutter.]


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To: wayoverontheright

“By June, liberal fiscal policies should be thoroughly discredited. Keynesianism too.”

Again!


41 posted on 10/22/2012 9:00:54 AM PDT by CSM (Keeper of the Dave Ramsey Ping list. FReepmail me if you want your beeber stuned.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Hey! Sometimes we wore long-sleeved white shirts! Let's be accurate!
42 posted on 10/22/2012 9:34:05 AM PDT by Choose Ye This Day (There's no shame in attacking a criminal's bean bag. -- Ron Swanson)
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To: PJ-Comix

Goodness. In what kind of ignorance bubble are those people living? They’re parroting the leftist (accuse the opposition of what you’re doing) talking points without knowing what’s going on around them at all. All the things that they’re predicting will happen in a Romney presidency will come to pass, but only if O’Bozo retains the White Hut.

They’re the same as the commies in Russia and the national socialists in Germany. They will not wake up until they’re carting wheelbarrows of money around to buy a loaf of bread, and some of them, not even then.

It’s sad that our schools are pouring this mush into our children’s heads. They’re not being taught history, and they are doomed to repeat it. Worse than sad.


43 posted on 10/22/2012 10:20:54 AM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: PJ-Comix
I'm not gonna entertain fear because I can't fathom a Romney win

Fathom of the Obama

44 posted on 10/22/2012 11:41:55 AM PDT by mikrofon (Amusical Theatre)
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To: jonascord
The VA might not be the best, but what can you expect from government managed care? And payment is purely based on income and available insurance.

I served for almost 40 years, and now have TRICARE Prime as a primary healthcare. Some benefits are OK, but the wait times are not acceptable. My neighbor was a one issue voter which was the "free healthcare", and I told him "if you think it is expensive now, wait until it is free". He now regrets voting for the won - lost his business because of healthcare increases.

45 posted on 10/22/2012 11:51:15 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 ("It's better to vote for a Republican you don't know than wind up with a dim you don't like".)
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To: PJ-Comix

Gloating by republicans at the golf club. Being a minority democrat, I already am outnumbered in every political debate. On positive side they might buy me a drink or two to soothe my emotions.


Hey, is that Obama posting?


46 posted on 10/22/2012 4:44:21 PM PDT by Rides_A_Red_Horse (If there is a war on women, the Kennedys are the Spec Ops troops.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Will the Repubs take all the credit if the economy continues to rebound?

[The latter is the REAL DUmmie fear. The economy rebounds bigtime so who the hell would want to vote in a socialist in the future to ruin it again?]

So True...

What do you think will happen with women rights?

It will be betyter than the Muslim countries...

How long before we are hit with another terrorist attack because we have an arrogant asshole in the White House?

Like September 9, 2012, DU poster??? Or don't you call the attack a terrorist attack - just like LIBERALS don't call the WTC bombing under Clinton a terrorist attack...

Gloating by republicans at the golf club. Being a minority democrat, I already am outnumbered in every political debate. On positive side they might buy me a drink or two to soothe my emotions.

The COUNTY CLUB REPUBLICANS won't be cheering because TEA PARTY will control the house and Senate!!

Total loss of all national park and wildlands

Romney, May I put in my bid for ACADIA?

Global economic collapse

NEWS Flash: GREECE and Spain not on the planet according to DU Poster!!

massive homelessness and escalated poverty levels affecting up to 1/2 of all Americans

O will take credit for that??

the ignominy of being "lead" by a lying sociopath and a lying cretin

You, DU poster don't like O?

Stealing it is much more likely

In Philly the New BLACK PANTHER PARTY will TELL PEOPLE TO VOTE FOR ROMNEY!

Good-bye health care reforms. Good-bye planned parenthood. Good-bye social safety net. Good-bye hundreds of thousands of jobs.

Bye OBAMACARE, Bye PLANNED HOMICIDE, DU Poster, do you know GM is building a new plant in CHINA and they'll be closing 3 more plants in the USA?

November 6 will be VERY entertaining!!!

True...

47 posted on 10/23/2012 11:38:29 AM PDT by ExCTCitizen (Yes, Obama, I had help with my business. MY CUSTOMERS!)
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