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Vice-President Warns “GOP Will Cut Taxes by $500 Trillion”
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 27 Oct 2012 | John Semmens

Posted on 10/27/2012 10:24:35 AM PDT by John Semmens

Seeking to shore up his Party’s base, Vice-President Joe Biden warned that “the GOP will cut taxes by $500 trillion if we let them win this election.”

“All the investments this Administration has made to try to ensure a more equitable distribution of the nation’s wealth are at risk,” Biden said. “Do you think you can count on Republicans to continue to expand the ranks of those on disability or food stamps? Do you think they’ll be as supportive of green energy?”

The Vice-President insisted that “your government needs this $500 trillion to help advance the fundamental transformation of American life that we all voted for in 2008. Don’t let the forces of greed succeed in withholding this from you. A vote for the Democratic Party is a vote to put that money into your pocket.”

In related news, the Vice-President denied that “stimulus funds” that have benefited a company owned, in part, by his brother, was improper or corrupt. “Since when do we criticize a man who helps his brother?” Biden wanted to know. “I shouldn’t be pilloried for looking out for my own kin. It’s the ‘Cains’ who refuse to be their brother’s keeper that we ought to be wary of.”

Biden’s brother James is a partner in Hill International—a company that received a no-bid contract to build $1.5 billion in affordable housing in Iraq. The contract is expected to net the partners over $700 million in profits.

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news posts you can find them at...

http://azconservative.org/2012/10/27/defense-secretary-justifies-inaction-in-benghazi-attack/


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: biden; satire; taxes; waste

1 posted on 10/27/2012 10:24:45 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

Great start.

But what is really needed is to bring back US jobs.

How about it Mitt?


2 posted on 10/27/2012 10:28:05 AM PDT by Cringing Negativism Network (America doesn't need any new laws. America needs freedom!)
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To: John Semmens

And on Mitt’s second day ...


3 posted on 10/27/2012 10:29:18 AM PDT by ClearCase_guy (Global Warming is a religion, and I don't want to be taxed to pay for a faith that is not mine.)
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To: John Semmens

even thought hat maybe satire it sure would cut the Federal Budget deficit.

It would be a Great Start.


4 posted on 10/27/2012 10:31:33 AM PDT by puppypusher (The World is going to the dogs.)
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To: John Semmens

Rimshot Joe looks to the Bible for cover. LOL! Funny stuff.


5 posted on 10/27/2012 10:35:52 AM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (Osama bin Laden is dead, Chrysler moved to Italy and China.)
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To: John Semmens

Here’s hoping.


6 posted on 10/27/2012 10:42:19 AM PDT by <1/1,000,000th%
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To: John Semmens

500 trillion? Is there that much money in our solar system? We may have to go where no man has gone before to find out. Calling Capt. Kirk.


7 posted on 10/27/2012 10:44:39 AM PDT by mc5cents
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To: John Semmens

Hey biden, that’s a good thing. Jerk


8 posted on 10/27/2012 10:49:47 AM PDT by Pit1 (I'm so sick of O-nut-Head. All demoRats can go to hel. Now.)
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To: John Semmens

To put this in perspective, 500 trillion inches is about 16,500 roundtrips to the moon and back.

Biden is somehow even stupider than Obama. In fact Biden IS as stupid as the left SAID Palin is.


9 posted on 10/27/2012 10:57:35 AM PDT by muir_redwoods (Don't fire until you see the blue of their helmets)
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To: John Semmens

If he did, we’d make him President for Life!


10 posted on 10/27/2012 11:03:08 AM PDT by bigbob
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To: John Semmens

Sounds like a nice tax cut. lol


11 posted on 10/27/2012 12:21:15 PM PDT by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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To: John Semmens

after a trillion dollar increase....dont hold your breath...meet new boss! same as old!


12 posted on 10/27/2012 4:14:33 PM PDT by 09Patriot (your freedom to be you, includes my freedom to be from you.--Wilkow)
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after a trillion dollar increase....dont hold your breath...meet new boss! same as old!


13 posted on 10/27/2012 4:14:48 PM PDT by 09Patriot (your freedom to be you, includes my freedom to be from you.--Wilkow)
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after a trillion dollar increase....dont hold your breath...meet new boss! same as old!


14 posted on 10/27/2012 4:15:03 PM PDT by 09Patriot (your freedom to be you, includes my freedom to be from you.--Wilkow)
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To: 09Patriot

sorry, thought it said 500 million. so in that case he would cut 500 trillion after they spend 1000 trillion...lol


15 posted on 10/27/2012 4:17:01 PM PDT by 09Patriot (your freedom to be you, includes my freedom to be from you.--Wilkow)
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