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Ex-Con Elected to Michigan Legislature
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 10 Nov 2012 | John Semmens

Posted on 11/12/2012 1:25:53 PM PST by John Semmens

Democrat Brian Banks was elected to represent a Detroit district in the Michigan State Assembly last Tuesday. The 35 year-old Banks defeated Republican rival Dan Schulte by a 68% to 32% margin. The fact that Banks had been previously convicted eight times for check kiting and credit card fraud did not deter voters.

“They’re all crooks anyway,” said one supporter. “Why not have someone with relevant experience to help us get a bigger piece of the pie?”

Banks says his experience in financial matters gives him “a leg up in the fight for benefits for my constituents. As I understand it, most of how the government is funded is based on passing the bill forward to the next generation or maybe just reneging on it. The only difference between that and what I’ve done before is that legislators don’t get prosecuted for doing this.”

Though the Michigan Constitution appears to bar convicted felons from running for office, the ban only applies to those who’s felonies occurred while acting in an official capacity for the government. Inasmuch as Banks’ crimes occurred while he was a private citizen he is fully eligible under state law to serve in the legislature.

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news posts you can find them at...

http://azconservative.org/2012/11/10/nyc-mayor-bans-food-donations-to-homeless/


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: criminals; democrats; looting; satire

1 posted on 11/12/2012 1:26:00 PM PST by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens
Ex-Con Elected to Michigan Legislature

He'll probably turn out to be the most honest man there.

2 posted on 11/12/2012 1:31:52 PM PST by The Sons of Liberty (Never Underestimate the Power of Evil or Evil Doers)
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To: John Semmens

He’s doing it wrong.

Detroit politicians are supposed to end in prison nit start there.


3 posted on 11/12/2012 1:38:09 PM PST by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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To: cripplecreek
How can you topple;

" Why not have someone with relevant experience to help us get a bigger piece of the pie?"

I mean ... it is what it is and THIS is why America is gone.

There's not enough remnant to stop the erosion unless and until God steps in.

4 posted on 11/12/2012 1:42:23 PM PST by knarf (I say things that are true ... I have no proof ... but they're true)
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To: John Semmens

He’s in good company


5 posted on 11/12/2012 1:45:32 PM PST by ronnie raygun (bb)
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To: John Semmens

Semi-Semi News? No, this isn’t parody, it happened!


6 posted on 11/12/2012 1:56:22 PM PST by FrdmLvr (culture, language, borders)
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