Got Yer 'Plan B' for Gaza Right Here, Bibi

Reaganite Republican ^ | 19 November 2012 | Reaganite Republican

[Reaganite Republican]

Enough is enough already...

The Israeli Defense Force's Caterpillar D9R military bulldozer -known affectionately as the 'Teddy Bear' in Israel- is best known (in the west) for scraping the West Bank clean of terrorist nests, etc. The armored behemoth weighs over 56 tons, and is considered a front-line tool in the battle against terrorism. 

The CAT D9R rescues damaged AFVs, detonates IEDs, clears paths, neutralizes booby-traps, demolishes terrorist structures and infrastructure (even under fire), and regularly provides cover for IDF soldiers. 

Some major terrorists have even been directly killed by them (such as Muhammed Tawalbe in Jenin and Case Adwan - the plotter of the Passover Massacre in Netanya 2002) after a D9R toppled their house over on their evil head, promptly ending another heinous career.

But did you know that the decrepit, terrorist-infested, Iranian-proxy-Hamas-ruled Gaza strip is only 25 miles long and varies 
5-7 mi. wide?  Considering that the IDF's D9R armored 'dozer is 14.7 ft. wide, that means it would only take 359/mile to place the side-to-side, blade-to-blade along the full 25 mi. length of the troublesome enclave... then scrape the entire hornet's nest 
right into the sea- wouldn't that be cool?

I hearby present Operation Blub-Blub: that's 359 x 25 mi L = 8975 bulldozers: since they start at a quarter-million bucks each, such a large order could likely bring down the cost of an 8000 'dozer order to something like 2 billion dollars... really not that bad compared to the ongoing, bleeding drain of living with Hamas as a neighbor. As for the civilian population, they overwhelmingly voted for the Islamists... so now they can take a swim with them.

At $2B, cost should be no object- no ammo either, just Diesel. The second thing to like is it solves the problem, guaranteed. 

Third... with the D9R's top speed of 7.3 mph (and the Strip only 7 mi at the widest from Israel to the coast), this comprehensive improvement project for Gaza should be over and done in just an hour or two.

OK- anybody else got a better plan? To my recollection, they've already tried everything else...

IsraeliWeapons.com   Wikipedia   Google

[Da Coyote]

Now THAT’s what I’m talkin’ about!

[Reaganite Republican]

*** PING ***

[bassmaner]

If it wasn't for Il Douche in the white hut, we could dust off some decommisioned B-52s at Davis-Monthan, paint Stars of David on them, load them up with napalm, and send them to the Israelis to run Tokyo-style fire raids on the terrorist bastards in Gaza. Where's General Le May when you need him?

Yeah, I know: they were B-29s that firebombed Tokyo ... while we're at it, maybe we can dust off the Enola Gay too ...

[Uncle Miltie]

My plan is for Israel’s IDF to permanently incorporate 10 Meters of Gaza into Israel proper for each Hamas missile fired.

Starting in the North.

At 12,000 missiles fired in the last few years, the problem would have been solved already.

[gotribe]

Please let me know if the IDF even THINKS about doing this, because I will want to buy CAT.

[Red_Devil 232]

I like the plan! They just need to do it!

[who knows what evil?]

I would watch this on YouTube over and over until my eyes bleed out...do it! Don’t forget to chum the water first, though...

[Kadric]

Sorry but the B-52 were destroyed. They cut them up with a guillotine.

[Buckeye McFrog]

Somebody is about to get driven into the sea here, and it ain’t the Jews.

[onyx]

We sure need some here.
FReepathon Day 50!

[MHGinTN]

A kind of rolling Maginot Line!

[Ouderkirk]

We leaflet the place....give them 30 days to leave ( go to Syria, Iran, Egypt, Jordan, Saudi etc.). After the 30 days....we go in with flame throwers and burn everything combustible. Then send in your D9’s to clear up the debris.

You cannot sweep cockroaches out...you must burn them out. If you don’t burn the place to the ground they will crawl out of the most remote crevice and re-infest.

[sauron]

Genius.

Pure genius!

Cost, time, efficiency...reduces recidivism to ZERO...this neatly solves the entire problem, in a cost-effective way!

Brilliant post.

[Reaganite Republican]

Thank you Sauron

Heh

[houeto]

I hearby present Operation Blub-Blub: that's 359 x 25 mi L = 8975 bulldozers: since they start at a quarter-million bucks each, such a large order could likely bring down the cost of an 8000 'dozer order to something like 2 billion dollars... really not that bad compared to the ongoing, bleeding drain of living with Hamas as a neighbor. As for the civilian population, they overwhelmingly voted for the Islamists... so now they can take a swim with them.

That would not be a 'proportional response' RR.

Hold on. Let me think a sec. Trying to remember what the U.S. proportional response was that caused the Japanese Surrender.

Oh yea! Nevermind. CARRY ON!!!

[SnuffaBolshevik]

Neat flag with the coiled snake ala the Tea Party.

Is that the literal Hebrew translation for “don’t tread on me”?

[RansomOttawa]

The CAT D9R rescues damaged AFVs, detonates IEDs, clears paths, neutralizes booby-traps, demolishes terrorist structures and infrastructure (even under fire), and regularly provides cover for IDF soldiers.

And, occasionally, it's an efficient moonbat-removal system.

[ROTB]

But he that sin against me wrongs his own soul: all they that hate me love death.
Proverbs 8:36

[Reaganite Republican]

Oh, Saint Pancake!

They should have nicknamed the D9R ‘the spatula’ lol