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I Know It's Kinda Mean, But I Totally Laughed Through This Entire Column
Chicks on the Right ^ | 1/8/13 | Mockarena

Posted on 01/09/2013 3:24:04 PM PST by Impala64ssa

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1 posted on 01/09/2013 3:24:08 PM PST by Impala64ssa
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To: Impala64ssa
Actually, I know why. Because they are MORONS

Truer words could not have been said ...

2 posted on 01/09/2013 3:31:17 PM PST by TexGuy (If it has the slimmest of chances of being considered sarcasm ... IT IS!)
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To: Impala64ssa

Not relevant to your main point, but I haven’t given a dime to United Way for decades, because they suck up money and give much of the rest to “charities” that I would never support.

Better to choose your individual charities carefully, according to what you think is most needful and beneficial.


3 posted on 01/09/2013 3:31:39 PM PST by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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4 posted on 01/09/2013 3:31:55 PM PST by darkwing104 (Let's get dangerous)
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To: Impala64ssa

I get paid tomorrow, but was able to see how much it’s going to be.

I’ll be taking home around $400 less tomorrow.

FUBO!!!!!!!!!!!


5 posted on 01/09/2013 3:36:34 PM PST by RandallFlagg ("Liberalism is about as progressive as CANCER" -Alfonzo Rachel)
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To: Impala64ssa

Just smile and say:

“Sorry, STU, reading comprehension is HARD (blame your teachers), critical thinking is harder (blame your parents), and your faith (God was booted out of your life, thank the ACLU and politicians). But in the end you voted for it, screeched for it, demanded it. Decisions have consequences. Get a job & live with it, crybaby. Imagine how pissed we are - we DIDN’T vote for them, yet we get to pay, right along with you”


6 posted on 01/09/2013 3:37:29 PM PST by LadyBuck (Strangeways, here we come....)
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To: Impala64ssa

Can we get some links? If I am to enjoy Schadenfreude I need source material.

Me? I can take a small hit (I have been planning accordingly) — I’ll still vacation in Hawaii next month and the Caribbean next spring.

Burger flippers probably are screwed.

LOL


7 posted on 01/09/2013 3:37:29 PM PST by freedumb2003 (MOLON LABE)
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OH!
And I’ll be buying a nice 12-gauge tomorrow, too.

And...

FUBO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


8 posted on 01/09/2013 3:37:38 PM PST by RandallFlagg ("Liberalism is about as progressive as CANCER" -Alfonzo Rachel)
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To: Impala64ssa
You got what you voted for, morons!

I get screwed for what they voted for too. The somebitches are dragging me down with them, so I am a little less sanguine about it. Every time I see an Obama bumper sticker, I cuss out loud at them. "Bastids!"

9 posted on 01/09/2013 3:39:35 PM PST by Cyber Liberty (Obama considers the Third World morally superior to the United States.)
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10 posted on 01/09/2013 3:41:09 PM PST by Chode (American Hedonist - *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
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To: freedumb2003
I’ll still vacation in Hawaii next month

Dammit! I want to go back. I have to wait until next year tho. Not enough money for this year. The one vacation I enjoyed from the time I landed until I got on the plane back.

11 posted on 01/09/2013 3:44:33 PM PST by BipolarBob (Happy Hunger Games! May the odds be ever in your favor.)
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To: TexGuy

The people quoted aren’t even the morons. The REAL morons are those who haven’t even realised what they have done.

Also, these quotes are spelled correctly, and have mostly acceptable grammar. A REAL Obamunist would sprinkle “nigga” and “r u serus foo” and “ima kill some rich peeple”


12 posted on 01/09/2013 3:44:57 PM PST by Celerity
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To: Impala64ssa

The sad thing is that if we had a do over election tomorrow, with the same candidates, these self same morons would still pull the lever for 0boober. What’s worse, the same conservatives would still sit home in order to “teach the GOP a lesson”.


13 posted on 01/09/2013 3:45:11 PM PST by YankeeReb
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To: Mears

bfl


14 posted on 01/09/2013 3:46:51 PM PST by Mears
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To: BipolarBob

>>Dammit! I want to go back. I have to wait until next year tho. Not enough money for this year. The one vacation I enjoyed from the time I landed until I got on the plane back.<<

Going to Kona this time — it was easier when I was in Los Angeles. We have never been to the Big Island but we have always loved Kauai. I hear tell Hawaii is alike a large Kauai so we’ll see.

I am not happy about being dinged for a few hundred bucks, but the chances are most FReepers are OK (if pissed), whereas most DU/KOS folks will not be able to get gas for their 1990 Volvos.

To those folk: Elections have consequences. And this is just the beginning! LOL!!!


15 posted on 01/09/2013 3:51:37 PM PST by freedumb2003 (MOLON LABE)
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To: Impala64ssa

Democracy: A system of government in which everybody gets what the majority deserves.


16 posted on 01/09/2013 3:59:14 PM PST by TennesseeProfessor
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To: freedumb2003

I’d love to hear about your trip to Kona when you get back. I’ve only been to Kauai and I couldn’t stand it if there was a place better than that. It’s the only reason I play the Powerball®.


17 posted on 01/09/2013 4:00:05 PM PST by BipolarBob (Happy Hunger Games! May the odds be ever in your favor.)
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To: Impala64ssa
Yeah, they are morons. They will continue being morons.

Obama will make yet another false promise to “fix this problem”, & the morons will lap it up, prostrating themselves for ever doubting the One.

If you are waiting for this to end, it wont. People who are slavish to an open, prolific liar will remain loyal until the end. They will march like lemmings to their own miserable deaths, & many will deny the obvious even as they drown.

What angers me the most is that without the moral/responsible people (hosts) to financially support these morons (Leftist parasites), they would quickly become extinct.

18 posted on 01/09/2013 4:15:27 PM PST by Mister Da (The mark of a wise man is not what he knows, but what he knows he doesn't know!)
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To: Cicero

Amen to that. A friend of mine became disabled suddenly- she was diagnosed with gastroparesis and could only hold down some fluids. At my recommendation, she called the United Way to try to get some assistance. She was getting most of her nutrition from Ensure and couldn’t afford it and couldn’t afford to heat her home during the winter.

UW offered diapers. Period. That was it.

I stopped my husband’s and my contributions immediately and will tell anyone this story that I can. (Hubby brought a winter’s worth of firewood for my friend and we bought her gift cards to purchase what she needed.)


19 posted on 01/09/2013 4:23:31 PM PST by Cowgirl of Justice
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To: Chode

I stopped and watched that a dozen times and laughed every time!


20 posted on 01/09/2013 4:29:35 PM PST by jughandle
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