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Obama Needs A "Pair" of These! Barry, Not Moochelle!
Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 1-16-2013 | MOTUS

Posted on 01/16/2013 9:52:40 AM PST by NOBO2012

It’s always for the children isn’t it? I’ll get to that in a New York minute.

First,this important announcement for all of you MODs and the MOLs who love them(snip)Junk Jeans for men, “Because men aren’t flat, so why are their jeans?”

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Just when you begin to think that America isn’t great anymore,along comes a great invention like this to quiet your inner skeptic:jeans with built in gussets to accommodate men’s,uh, anatomy.I forecast an immediate success for this obvious (although not always flattering) invention.I even have suggestions for celebrity endorsements(snip)



Packin’ MO than you know!

Or how about this pitch: “Hey girl! What do you say you trade in those “mom jeans” for some real he-man jeans?”

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As with many innovations, Junk Jeans immediately present new issues and controversies. Take sizing for example: waist, length and length? (snip)

I suppose in the scheme of things this issue seems minuscule (Ouch! Sorry guys.), butt if you’re looking for a little (Sorry again!) financial tip in the new year I’m just going to go out on a limb here and recommend you invest in Hanes, Wigwam and Gold Toe.


(snip)Butt now, back to the children who are about to be used as human shields as Big Guy announces the Big White’s gun grab “save our children” gun policies. Stand by: update tomorrow...


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TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: junkjeans; obama
1 posted on 01/16/2013 9:52:45 AM PST by NOBO2012
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