[oldbrowser]

This is satire but really it's not.

They are going to be switching to "gender neutral testing".
What is gender neutral testing if not lowering the standards?

[Digger]

Semmens is so close to the truth. Scary.

[G Larry]

Excellent John!

In a follow up foray into semi-satire, you might explorer the effects of men “choosing NOT to fight on the front lines”, now that it seems “optional” for women.

[E. Pluribus Unum]

In the spirit of satire:

Why have standards at all?

The only purpose of standards is to discriminate against the incompetent and unqualified.

[ReformationFan]

These sounds completely like something the lib-psychos who support women in combat would say in reality.

[M Kehoe]

Good afternoon.

Your satire, which is good, has unfortunately become reality over the last few years.

5.56mm

[hosepipe]

America is being PUNISHED...

Punished by liberal standards becoming law and reality..
A liberal America will get what it deserves..

A juvenile liberal America will get what it wants..
Pipe dreams and complex schemes that do not work...

Barry Obama is PUNISHMENT... political Masochism and Sadism..
Lady Liberty has got a Hammar and Sickle tattooed on her butt..
and has gone.... GOTHIC..

By the time she figures out this is a mistake..
She will be Pimped out.. and an addict of “green stuff”..

[capt B]

I was “had”, until i got to the last line. This administration is destroying the military, piece by piece, day by day.

[Obama_Is_Sabotaging_America]

Standards? What are those? How many impeachable offenses is King 0bama up to now, over 100 or so?

[Chode]

i keep forgetting you write satire...

[GeronL]

I have a hunch that women carry less weight in their packs, run fewer miles, do fewer sit ups and push ups in training than men.

[Conservative4Ever]

Ha...good one...the phrase *sense of chivelry* almost had me with a quick terse retort. Lol

[yefragetuwrabrumuy]

“We don’t care how many women and men are wounded and killed, how many battles lost, how many POWs are raped and tortured by their enemies, how many innocent civilians are butchered. We *know* that we are right! That we are always right! And logic and facts be damned! It is better that America is conquered and subjugated than that those who disagree with us get their way! The protozoa that control our brains make us do these things! We must obey out microorganism overlords!”

[Colorado Doug]

The presence of female platoon mates could help ease speed their transition to deceased status.”

Fixed it

[Colorado Doug]

argggg. These satires get me every time. The problem is that this administration is so whacked that they often exceed what would normally be thought of a satire.

[trebb]

Keep up the good work - the best satire is so embedded in truth that it’s hard to separate them. Thanks John