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Hide The Children! Algore Rises!!!
Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 1-31-2013 | MOTUS

Posted on 01/31/2013 10:19:50 AM PST by NOBO2012

I guess you can call this progress: we’re not blaming Bush for the economic non-miracle on Main Street anymore. From now on, we’ll be blaming tsunamis, hurricanes and other natural disasters:




As well as “strong headwinds.” Specifically strong headwinds kicked up by all those wily weepubwicans in the House who are hampering our economic recovery.

I’m still stunned. How could the GDP have dropped so precipitously in just one quarter when our jobs! jobs!jobs! numbers have been so strong? Either the Republicans’ politics of destruction are worse than we thought, or the GDP is a less perfect measure of the economy than we thought.

I’ve found someone who can shed some light on the situation that’s causing gridlock on the Potomac: Algore. In addition to being an acclaimed computer scientist (and co-inventor of the internet), politician (and winner of the popular vote in the 2000 presidential election), climatologist (and co-inventor of anthropogenic global warming), and Nobel Peace Prize winner, Al has recently bolstered his resume with the added titles of greedy capitalist, sociologist and philosopher-king.


So who better to offer his insight, as he did on his Morning Joe appearance to hawk his new book, The Future? Al waxed eloquently on everything, including the latest scientific theory on the DNA determined predestination of liberals and conservatives:(snip)


This is big scientific news. Like most people, I always thought the difference between liberals and conservatives was determined by the capacity for critical thinking.

HighPerformanceLeaderWith the right leader, and enough ants, critical thinking is no longer required

I better get that “Future-Science” upgrade installed in my science module.

Any-hoo, if you have a spew button on  your computer you can watch the entire 17 minute interview (below) of Big Algore on Ms.NBC’s Morning Joe show. (snip)

Algore went on to compliment Al Jazeera’s...Read the Rest Here>>>

TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: algore; globalwarming; obama

1 posted on 01/31/2013 10:19:52 AM PST by NOBO2012
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