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Obama's Secretaries Get Paid OJT!
Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 2-1-2013 | MOTUS

Posted on 02/01/2013 10:13:14 AM PST by NOBO2012

We’re introducing a bill today to provide funding for a new on-the-job-training (OJT) program for all new Cabinet members.

 

“If Confirmed, I intend to learn about the Defense Department.”

BO is a big proponent of the earn-while-you-learn approach to education, having benefited from the approach himself. For example, when he decided to become a community organizer instead of getting a real job, even though he had a Bachelors Degree (somewhere) in something from Columbia, he was tutored by the best.

 

obama-alinsky

Then, after he went back to school and collected a law degree from Harvard, he decided to become a writer rather than take a high-paid job as corporate lawyer where they expected you to work 60-80 hours a week. He once again received some OJT from a mentor that was assigned to help him uh, edit his, uh, “autobiography.”

dream from my father

(snip)Butt back to our new remedial training program for Senior Administration officials; we’re still pulling it together with the help of our advisors.

It’s a shame we didn’t put this program together sooner because I’ve seen the course syllabus, and one of the role playing modules is titled: “A gang of thugs shows up at the embassy with shoulder mounted rocket launchers to protest a Youtube video: what do you do?”

That little training program could have saved Hills a lot of time testifying, and who knows – maybe even prevented that fall on her head.

hill un take me away oh lord

And then Susan Rice would have been our new Secretary of State and Big Guy wouldn’t have had to select another white guy to fill the post. Oh well, I’m sure John Carré will do a fine job too. And he doesn’t even need any remedial training because he already speaks French, served in Vietnam and has been known to enjoy a falafel from time to time.

john kerry praying for victoryPlus, he’s mastered the ethnic restaurant gesture of submission

Anyway, this just in: in addition to the crappy GDP number (which is no longer relevant) our new jobs! jobs! jobs! number has inched back up to 7.9% in January. Which, since we’ve disappeared so many people from the “labor participation rate” is no longer relevant either.

Labor-Force-Participation-Rate

 

I wonder if Big Guy has any plans to put himself thorough an OJT economics program; because  he did promise that if Read the Rest Here>>>


TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: hagel; hillary; kerry; obama

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