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[BlessedBeGod]

Speechless. Just speechless.

[MestaMachine]

“The president is legendary for his coolness under pressure,” Carney bragged. “It is easy to see how Secretary Panetta might construe this as not reacting to the shocking news. The president’s incomparable brilliance obviously enabled him to grasp everything without having to ask any questions.”

You just wrote carney’s press briefing.

[Jonty30]

When I didn’t speak for the first four ears, my parents also thought I was brilliant and highly contemplative. My mom’s pediatrician eventually broke the sad news.

[Colonel_Flagg]

“As for the Secretary’s impression that the president gave no instructions, let me point out that it is the Secretary’s job to anticipate what the president wants without having to be explicitly told,” Carney added.

In all seriousness, read Professor Ian Kershaw's biography of Adolf Hitler and read about the concept of "Working Towards the Fuehrer".

Then read this again. It's frightening.

[Tainan]

Bizarre...or Bizarro World?



Who's to judge?

[Michael.SF.]

John, when did you stop doing satire?

[fivecatsandadog]

“The president’s incomparable brilliance obviously enabled him to grasp everything without having to ask any questions.”

Puh-leeze. First, our telepathic, clairvoyant messiah couldn’t find his way out of a square box w/o a teleprompter. Second, his omnipotence knew EXACTLY what was going on because he plotted it! The liar played it “safe” and said nothing.

[moose07]

The president’s incomparable brilliance obviously enabled him to grasp everything without having to ask any questions.”
Whilst waiting for the teleprompter to update.
:)

[fivecatsandadog]

“In the landmark television series The World At War, one woman who lived in Germany in the 1930s said that Adolf Hitler appeared to many people to be pursuing order and stability. By the time his real agenda became known, it was too late for anyone to oppose him. Married to a German at the time, she said: “I think that everything that came to us when we were living in Germany came very gradually. That was part, perhaps, of the way Hitler managed these things. It came on us rather, drip by drip, rather like an anaesthetic, one could almost say, and it was only when a specific thing that he did hit you personally that you actually realised what was going on.”

[Vinnie]

John, I know this is supposed to be satire but

Carney added. “This gives the president the flexibility to embrace or disavow whatever action may be taken or not taken as seems most advantageous as the situation develops.

This is Beezle. Leading from behind.

[trebb]

John...John... John - another gem in that it fits so closely with reality that it still causes clenched jaws...

[Arrowhead1952]

Yo puter has a hiccup

that he gave clear directives to “secure our personnel” posed a challenge for Press Secretary Jay Carney.

Everything is a challenge for Jay Carney. That boy sure is dumb.

[Chode]

pretty much...

[Mike Darancette]

Sadly, this is all too believable.