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I Don't Need No Stinkin' Call Boxes Or Whistles: I've Got My "2nd Amendment Safe Zone"
Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 2-20-2013 | MOTUS

Posted on 02/26/2013 8:06:37 AM PST by NOBO2012

You see, ladies, if you would just stay in the Designated Safe Zones, and stay out of the Authorized Rape Zone, everything would be just fine.

“It’s why we have call boxes, it’s why we have safe zones, it’s why we have the whistles. Because you just don’t know who you’re gonna be shooting at. And you don’t know if you feel like you’re gonna be raped, or if you feel like someone’s been following you around or if you feel like you’re in trouble when you may actually not be, that you pop out that gun and you pop … pop around (sic) at somebody.”

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A designated Safe Zone at Berkeley

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Designated Second Amendment Safe Zone

So you see; women don’t need no stinkin’ guns, so let’s just ban them from campuses everywhere. And while we’re at it:

 

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If, however, you should wander out of the safe zone and happen to get yourself raped and subsequently pregnant, remember: the Republicans lost their War On Women. So thanks to Big Guy and the Democrats, at least they won’t be able to touch your body or your choice.

 

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Me neither, babe. Go home.

Butt seriously? Call boxes? Safe zones? Whistles?! - Dog whistles?!!! Isn’t that racist or ...Read the Rest Here>>>

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TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: 2ndamendment; banglist; guncontrol; obama; secondamendment
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1 posted on 02/26/2013 8:06:43 AM PST by NOBO2012
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To: NOBO2012

The ONLY thing gun free zones might prevent are injuries from an accidental firearm discharge. Is that a big problem outside of NBA stars?

Any time an idiot suggest a gun free zone, we should instead state that they simply aren’t doing enough, as it still permits people to get hurt. So instead of “gun free” zones, we need to declare “crime and accident free zones”.

The unicorns can hold the signs.


2 posted on 02/26/2013 8:17:58 AM PST by SampleMan (Feral Humans are the refuse of socialism.)
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To: NOBO2012

I AGREE with The Ladies!I have Messrs. Smith&Wesson,Colonel Colt,William Ruger,Oliver Winchester(to name but a few);They Are My “SAFE-ZONE”!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


3 posted on 02/26/2013 8:34:55 AM PST by bandleader
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To: NOBO2012

Nothing personal agains’t whistles but I’m glad I can pick up a semi auto and ruin some rapist’s day if I need to.


4 posted on 02/26/2013 9:01:48 AM PST by Georgia Girl 2 (The only purpose of a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped.)
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To: NOBO2012

Ladies, just stay at home with the doors and windows locked and bolted, and keep voting for all those big government Leftists.


5 posted on 02/26/2013 10:40:00 AM PST by Jack Hammer
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