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Iran "Hacks" MOOchelle Obama's Oscar Frock & We Don't Have Enough Money to Fight Back
Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 2-26-2013 | MOTUS

Posted on 02/26/2013 8:45:24 AM PST by NOBO2012

I see that Big Guy’s on the road again today. He’s campaigning against his it-seemed-like-a-good-idea-at-the-time sequester. On second thought, it looks like that 2 cent solution will grind the the transportation system (not to mention your vacation at national parks) to a halt, along with the rest of the economy; which is apparently chugging along just swell otherwise, thank you very much.


suck lemon

At $1.25 each, don’t expect life to go around handing out lemons anymore. Find something else to suck on.

So, Big Guy wants you to call/write/email/text your Congressmen and Senators to badger them to do things Big Guy’s way. Which is to say, those of you lucky enough to still have a job will have to pay a little more of your fair share up front.

I guess everyone around here can expect a pay cut (well, not everyone). I should have known better than to ask Lady M about my pending 65% pay cut: all she did was complain about the fact that she hasn’t seen a paycheck “since what’s-his-name took office.” Great. Now she sounds like everybody else I know.

**sigh** I can’t even threaten to go on strike, apparently my contract doesn’t include that provision. So expect to see a lot more of these “toned” (wink) arms.(snip)

Anyway, after Sunday night’s twofer (Big White Governors Ball preceding Lady M’s Oscar winning performance)


Iranian mo

Funny, we never hear anything about the Iranian war on lady parts.

Bo had a breakfast meeting with the governors and thanked them for not taking any of the silverware the night before. Which seemed a bit odd since disappearing silverware isn’t normally a problem at the Governors Ball. In fact the only time we had that problem...Read the rest Here>>>

TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: iran; obama; oscar; sequester

1 posted on 02/26/2013 8:45:29 AM PST by NOBO2012
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To: NOBO2012

Whatsamatter? They don’t like Moochie’s “toned arms”?

2 posted on 02/26/2013 8:48:44 AM PST by mass55th (Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway...John Wayne)
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