Posted on 03/15/2013 10:22:55 AM PDT by NOBO2012
Stop the madness! Big Guy’s Royal Food Taster has been sequestered!
The entire charm offensive fell apart yesterday when BO was unable to break bread with the loyal opposition because he suspected them of trying to poison him. Mark my words; when the entire government shuts down because the R-words won’t roll over and give Big Guy the tax increase he wants accept Big Guy’s magnanimous compromise and agree to a balanced approach to the budget, it will be due to this foolish – and probably racist - sequester cut.
Let me explain: yesterday Big Guy reached way across the aisle and agreed to actually go to Capitol Hill and have lunch with a select group of R-words. The Daily Caller reports that Senator Susan Collins (RHINO-ME) arranged the special menu:
“University of Maine recipe for healthy lobster salad (snip)
Sounds yummy and right up Big Guy’s alley. BUTT, his SS bosses wouldn’t let him eat anything because his Royal Food Taster had been sequestered. (snip)
Sen. Collins reflected the R-words reaction to Big GUy’s refusal to eat: “...apparently he has to have essentially a taster, and I pointed out to him that we were all tasters for him, that if the food had been poisoned all of us would have keeled over.
In addition to the lost yardage in Big Guy’s charm offensive, our SS storm troopers are “claiming” that Lady M ordered them to sequester the taster.
I don’t know why she would do that either.
Presidents never used to have food tasters, butt a few months back, after learning that throughout history the most powerful emperors, monarchs and dictators had them, Big Guy put one in the budget. Before that, he just let others start eating first.
“So, your waffle’s good, huh? Still feelin’ ok buddy?”
“Go ahead and start. Don’t wait for them to bring my plate. No, really, I insist.”
“Have her try this Belgian waffle…and the sausage links”
Don’t worry though, Big Guy didn’t have to go hungry. He enjoyed...Read the Rest Here>>>
Smoke screen. Lobster is not Halal. He had to find some wait to avoid eating it.
I’ve seen him on live video eating pork breakfast sausages in a diner, so I doubt that’s a problem for him.
Did they cut his throat????
No, you can post it all right here.
Alas. Next there will be flaming bags of poop on the White House porch because the Royal Flaming Poop Bag Stomper was laid off.
Note to Obastard: It isn’t “charm” if you accuse your host of trying to poison you.
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