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Biden and Pelosi Take Holy Communion in Rome
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 22 Mar 2013 | John Semmens

Posted on 03/24/2013 2:56:04 PM PDT by John Semmens

As supporters of legalized abortion, nominally Catholic politicians like Vice-President Joe Biden and House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif) are not supposed to receive Holy Communion at Mass. Enforcement, though, is on the “honor system.” Biden and Pelosi skirted this honor system and took Holy Communion at the Mass of Installation for Pope Francis in Rome.

Biden viewed it as a personal triumph. “Each time you receive Communion the slate is wiped clean,” Biden boasted. “So whatever sins you might’ve committed are absolved. It doesn’t matter whether the priest unknowingly gives it to you or overlooks your support for abortion rights in order to avoid making a scene. Either way, you’re home-free.”

Pelosi saw it as more of a political statement. “Each time a proponent of choice is accepted among the ranks of the faithful draws us closer to the day when a woman’s right to choose is finally incorporated into the Church’s theology,” Pelosi predicted. “After all, Jesus was a great champion of women’s rights against an ultra-patriarchal Jewish orthodoxy. What could be more important to a woman than full control over her own body?”

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

http://azconservative.org/2013/03/22/dem-says-aides-face-starvation-because-of-sequester/


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: abortion; democrats; satire; women

1 posted on 03/24/2013 2:56:04 PM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

did she start to sizzle


2 posted on 03/24/2013 2:58:49 PM PDT by yldstrk (My heroes have always been cowboys)
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To: John Semmens
Biden boasted. “So whatever sins you might’ve committed are absolved. It doesn’t matter whether the priest unknowingly gives it to you or overlooks your support for abortion...

A person takes personal responsibility when he/she takes communion in an unworthy manner and will ultimately face the consequences.

1 Corinthians 11:29-31

29 For those who eat and drink without discerning the body of Christ eat and drink judgment on themselves. 30 That is why many among you are weak and sick, and a number of you have fallen asleep. 31 But if we were more discerning with regard to ourselves, we would not come under such judgment.

3 posted on 03/24/2013 2:59:08 PM PDT by stars & stripes forever ((Blessed is the nation whose God is the Lord!))
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To: John Semmens

Pelosi “Each time a proponent of choice is accepted among the ranks of the faithful draws us closer to the day when a woman’s right to choose is finally incorporated into the Church’s theology,” Pelosi predicted. “After all, Jesus was a great champion of women’s rights against an ultra-patriarchal Jewish orthodoxy. What could be more important to a woman than full control over her own body?”

What part of THOU SHALL NOT KILL do YOU not understand CINO Nancy??


4 posted on 03/24/2013 2:59:43 PM PDT by Le Chien Rouge
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To: John Semmens

You really need to highlight the “Semi-News/Semi-Satire” part because something like this is entirely too believable.


5 posted on 03/24/2013 3:05:13 PM PDT by 0.E.O
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To: John Semmens

Wow a lot of people are in for a rude awakening! Biden says the slate is wiped clean, we dont get forgiveness while we are still thumbing our nose at the Lord saying our sin is not sin!

Yes Christians can have struggles with sin and ask forgiveness, but there has to be atleast an attempt to try and not sin. In the case of abortion, he is asking forgiveness but then voting for it afterwards??

And every time a person votes Democrat they are saying that they are happy with Jesus/God being banned from classroom/public square etc

They might just as well eat drink and be merry, dont even bother going to Church or praying if that is your personal state, they are only wasting their time


6 posted on 03/24/2013 3:08:12 PM PDT by Friendofgeorge (SARAH PALIN 2016 OR BUST)
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To: Friendofgeorge

And I never even mentioned homosexual marriage and telling children that is fine etc, dont get me started


7 posted on 03/24/2013 3:10:14 PM PDT by Friendofgeorge (SARAH PALIN 2016 OR BUST)
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To: John Semmens
Biden viewed it as a personal triumph. “Each time you receive Communion the slate is wiped clean,” Biden boasted. “So whatever sins you might’ve committed are absolved. It doesn’t matter whether the priest unknowingly gives it to you or overlooks your support for abortion rights in order to avoid making a scene. Either way, you’re home-free.”

Pelosi saw it as more of a political statement. “Each time a proponent of choice is accepted among the ranks of the faithful draws us closer to the day when a woman’s right to choose is finally incorporated into the Church’s theology,” Pelosi predicted. “After all, Jesus was a great champion of women’s rights against an ultra-patriarchal Jewish orthodoxy. What could be more important to a woman than full control over her own body?”

Semmens, you little rascal :)

8 posted on 03/24/2013 3:27:59 PM PDT by Alex Murphy ("If you are not firm in faith, you will not be firm at all" - Isaiah 7:9)
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To: Alex Murphy

I blame the irresponsible clerics for permitting these anti-Christian lunatics to demean the Church by offering them Communion. The clergy has an obligation to deny Communion to anyone that they know is openly engaging in sin. The defiance of Pelosi and Biden is notorious and the clergy cannot claim ignorance of their defiance. The Church will not wake from its malaise until it starts to make the tough decisions that are necessary, without fear of whatever reprisals it may suffer from the media and liberal politicians.


9 posted on 03/24/2013 3:55:49 PM PDT by littleharbour ("All men having power ought to be distrusted to a certain degree. ~ James Madison)
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To: John Semmens

Biden and Pelosi think they have get out of hell free cards.


10 posted on 03/24/2013 3:57:13 PM PDT by shove_it (Long ago Huxley, Orwell and Rand warned us about 0banana's USA.)
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To: littleharbour

How can Catholics that sanction the killing of unborn children be allowed to participate in Holy Communion?


11 posted on 03/24/2013 3:58:31 PM PDT by Renegade
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To: John Semmens

and they were not struck down by a lightening bolt???


12 posted on 03/24/2013 4:06:05 PM PDT by 1st Division guy
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To: 0.E.O

I know! I did for just a second. My first thought was that he sure wasn’t spouting Catholic theology of the Eucharist but by the second sentence I knew something was wrong and looked up and saw the satire thingy.


13 posted on 03/24/2013 4:40:35 PM PDT by tiki
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To: littleharbour

>The clergy has an obligation to deny Communion to anyone that they know is openly engaging in sin.<

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The clergy get their marching orders from the US bishops.

Time for them to stand and deliver.


14 posted on 03/24/2013 4:40:39 PM PDT by 353FMG ( I do not indicate whether I am serious or sarcastic -- I respect FReepers too much.)
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To: littleharbour; John Semmens
I blame the irresponsible clerics

I blame the mimes. They won't talk.

15 posted on 03/24/2013 5:54:23 PM PDT by Alex Murphy ("If you are not firm in faith, you will not be firm at all" - Isaiah 7:9)
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