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DUmmie FUnnies 04-01-13 (Video Warning to DUMmies: Don't Smoke Ganja In Jamaica)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | April 1, 2013 | PJ-Comix

Posted on 04/01/2013 2:28:17 PM PDT by PJ-Comix

On Saturday I got my new plaything...an LG Motion cell phone with 1080 HD video camera. This is opening up a whole new world for me which means I will be doing a lot of videos for the DUmmie FUnnies in the future. For example, I will interview anybody I see wearing a Che Guevara T-Shirt. Also would like to interview Goth chicks so they can explain the Goth philosophy for us. Too bad OWS Fort Lauderdale is no longer around because the DUmmies there would make for great (meaning hilarious) interviews but I am sure I still find plenty of DUmmies to interview for this blog. Today I was sort of experimenting around and decided to provide a public service for DUmmies DUmb enough to visit Jamaica and smoke ganja. As you can see, the Jamaican guys in the VIDEO are warning that is a BAD idea unless you are willing to pay big bucks to stay out of jail.

BTW, this is the industrial park area where I used to go every Friday to eat jerk chicken and pork. Unfortunately, the local authorities shut down that operation which was run by my friend Carlton but I still stop by a lot to visit like today.

A fringe benefit is that I perform the "Underneath The Ganja Tree" song. Is my singing voice not as mellifluous as that of Mario Lanza?


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: ganja; jamaica
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One thing that amazed me with this phone is that I downloaded the Photobucket app so I thought I would have to DO something to upload this video to PhotoBucket but when I attempted to do so, it stated it had already been uploaded. So I checked when I got home and, yup, it uploaded automatically. I guess I didn't need that USB that I bought today.

Anyway, I forsee a world of FUn with my new video capabilities. I rigged the cellphone up to hang from a cord around my neck so I can get a lot of candid videos in the future.

1 posted on 04/01/2013 2:28:17 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


2 posted on 04/01/2013 2:29:28 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Beware the Rip in the Space/Time Continuum)
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To: PJ-Comix

Please, please...interview Abby.

(Those who are confused have obviously never watched NCIS.)


3 posted on 04/01/2013 2:32:32 PM PDT by Da Coyote
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To: PJ-Comix

Just don’t get caught LOL


4 posted on 04/01/2013 2:34:50 PM PDT by rockrr (Everything is different now...)
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To: PJ-Comix

Your voice is so different than I expected.


5 posted on 04/01/2013 2:35:13 PM PDT by Lazamataz ("AP" clearly stands for American Pravda. Our news media has become completely and proudly Soviet.)
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To: PJ-Comix
So the “bring lots of money ( for bribing police )” excludes most of the DUmmies.
6 posted on 04/01/2013 2:38:33 PM PDT by Hillarys Gate Cult (Liberals make unrealistic demands on reality and reality doesn't oblige them.)
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To: PJ-Comix

how much is the phone?


7 posted on 04/01/2013 2:39:09 PM PDT by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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To: PJ-Comix

If you’re goi g to smoke ganja in Jamaica do it on the resort. And only buy it from Security personnel. That’s what I’ve heard anyway...


8 posted on 04/01/2013 2:39:58 PM PDT by Lurker (Violence is rarely the answer. But when it is it is the only answer.)
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Video uploaded automatically?

Afraid to ask what all that functionality costs over just being able to phone home.

9 posted on 04/01/2013 2:40:31 PM PDT by doorgunner69
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To: PJ-Comix

At one point in the caption for the video, you typed “America” where you meant “Jamaica.” Might want to fix that.


10 posted on 04/01/2013 2:42:17 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: GeronL
how much is the phone?

As a lot of reviewers on YouTube stated: Best Bang for the Buck. Only $99 for current MetroPCS customers but if you are new...$49. Check out the reviews. They were mostly very enthusiastic. Oh, and a battery charge should last you at least 10 hours of usage. LG Motion.

11 posted on 04/01/2013 2:42:46 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Beware the Rip in the Space/Time Continuum)
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To: PJ-Comix

Does MetroPCS charge for video upload if you do a lot?


12 posted on 04/01/2013 2:44:14 PM PDT by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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To: Lazamataz
Your voice is so different than I expected.

Believe me, my voice is also different from what I expected. When I hear this video it is like someone else is speaking.

13 posted on 04/01/2013 2:44:27 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Beware the Rip in the Space/Time Continuum)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Thanx. Fixed it.


14 posted on 04/01/2013 2:47:20 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Beware the Rip in the Space/Time Continuum)
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To: GeronL

Nope. Free. And it is a Photobucket deal. I have UNLIMITED MetroPCS usage for a flat rate.


15 posted on 04/01/2013 2:48:27 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Beware the Rip in the Space/Time Continuum)
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To: doorgunner69
Afraid to ask what all that functionality costs over just being able to phone home.

No extra cost. MetroPCS has flat rate plans.

16 posted on 04/01/2013 2:49:35 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Beware the Rip in the Space/Time Continuum)
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To: GeronL

One other thing, it is a 4G LTE Android phone which means I can watch videos from YouTube on the phone even when not in a WiFi hot spot. I did this today to when showing the phone to a friend.


17 posted on 04/01/2013 2:51:44 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Beware the Rip in the Space/Time Continuum)
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To: PJ-Comix

cool


18 posted on 04/01/2013 2:52:30 PM PDT by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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To: PJ-Comix

Midnight Express, too funny.


19 posted on 04/01/2013 2:54:39 PM PDT by Lx (Do you like it, do you like it. Scott? I call it Mr. and Mrs. Tennerman chili.)
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To: Lazamataz

So is yours! :)


20 posted on 04/01/2013 2:54:51 PM PDT by luvie (All my heroes wear camos!)
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