Free Republic
Browse · Search
Bloggers & Personal
Topics · Post Article

Skip to comments.

Congressman Demands “More Balanced” Campaign against Terrorism
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 21 June 2013 | John Semmens

Posted on 06/23/2013 10:23:43 AM PDT by John Semmens

Representative Jim McDermott (D-Wash) directed pointed criticism at the FBI’s focus on Islamic terrorists. His criticism was sparked by a bus ad that featured photos of 16 suspected terrorists that the agency is trying to apprehend. McDermott’s beef is that all 16 of the suspects featured in the ad are Islamic.

“I find it highly offensive that the FBI is concentrating on Muslims to the exclusion of other racial and religious groups,” McDermott said. “Our anti-terror campaign needs to be more balanced.”

Whether an anti-terror campaign could be more balanced is problematic. All but two of the FBI’s top 32 most wanted terrorism suspects are Muslims. An FBI spokesman explained that “the bus ad isn’t intended to be a comprehensive capsule of the Agency total efforts. It is just a snapshot aimed at informing citizens.”

McDermott wasn’t mollified by the FBI’s explanation, insisting that “they aren’t trying hard enough. Going after the guys who are setting bombs and hijacking airlines is obvious and easy. What about the more subtle threats posed by groups like the TEA Party that the IRS has ferreted out?”

The Congressman pledged “to work with my colleagues in the House to draft legislation that will end the discriminatory bias that has characterized our policy thus far. At the very least, there ought to be target quotas to produce a wider array of ethnic, racial, and religious terrorist suspects.”

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

http://constitutionclub.org/2013/06/21/semi-news-a-satire-of-recent-news-69/


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: democrats; muslims; satire; terrorism

1 posted on 06/23/2013 10:23:43 AM PDT by John Semmens
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | View Replies]

To: John Semmens

Sorry dim Jim, just can’t seem to come with any white Catholic’s that can be added to the list.


2 posted on 06/23/2013 10:29:50 AM PDT by TruthWillWin (The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other peoples money.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: John Semmens

Hey,Jim....how’s that rectal syphilis of yours coming along?


3 posted on 06/23/2013 10:34:12 AM PDT by Gay State Conservative (The Civil Servants Are No Longer Servants...Or Civil.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Gay State Conservative

AAAAhhhhhh...ya have to love satire.


4 posted on 06/23/2013 10:51:00 AM PDT by Delta Dawn
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 3 | View Replies]

To: John Semmens
“Our anti-terror campaign needs to be more balanced.”

First of all, I wasn't sure we have an anti terror campaign anymore.
Second, what's a balanced approach here? An equal number of Jihadists and TEA party members?

5 posted on 06/23/2013 11:11:59 AM PDT by BitWielder1 (Corporate Profits are better than Government Waste)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: John Semmens

“I find it highly offensive that the FBI is concentrating on Muslims to the exclusion of other racial and religious groups,” McDermott said.

I find it highly offensive that a US Congressman is this stupid. Since the main goal of muslims is to destroy America and that they are responsible for more terrorist attacks and killings then any other 3 groups together, then it stands to reason the most wanted terrorist will e muslims.............


6 posted on 06/23/2013 11:49:31 AM PDT by SECURE AMERICA (Where can I go to sign up for the American Revolution 2013 and the Crusades 2013?)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: John Semmens

7 posted on 06/23/2013 12:53:12 PM PDT by Travis McGee (www.EnemiesForeignAndDomestic.com)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: TruthWillWin
White Catholics should be randomly added to the list to balance their representation in the population, disparate imăct and all. otherwise it's not FAIR!
8 posted on 06/23/2013 1:28:57 PM PDT by arthurus (Read Hazlitt's Economiws In One Lesson ONLINE http://steshaw.org/econohttp://www.fee.org/library/det)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 2 | View Replies]

To: SECURE AMERICA

The point is that words have no meaning, especially words that imply value judgments. Their use is of necessity arbitrary since they have no meaning except “approved” or “disapproved.” Arbitrary words connoting value should be balanced among population groups as defined by God’s Brain (Liberal professors) so that they are not weighted against one group unFAIRly.


9 posted on 06/23/2013 1:32:23 PM PDT by arthurus (Read Hazlitt's Economiws In One Lesson ONLINE http://steshaw.org/econohttp://www.fee.org/library/det)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 6 | View Replies]

Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.

Free Republic
Browse · Search
Bloggers & Personal
Topics · Post Article

FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson