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If Obama were a Kardashian, Which Kardashian Would He Be?
Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 7-20-2013 | MOTUS

Posted on 07/20/2013 10:18:12 AM PDT by NOBO2012

“You know, when Trayvon Martin was first shot I said that this could have been my son.  Another way of saying that is Trayvon Martin could have been me 35 years ago.” 

(SNIP)

So I’m willing to play along. We all know that BO could’ve been Trayvon, or a Kardashian butt let’s do some soul-searching and see who else Big Guy could’ve been 35 years ago.

Dzhokhar Tsarnaev? Like BO, he had a flakey mother and was disenfranchised, maybe he could have been Dzhokhar.

djokar

(SNIP) 

I suppose, with that set of chords he’s got, BO could have been any of the young rappers. Lil Wayne for example.

lil-wayne1

In fact I understand that Lil Wayne has been to rehab a few times for his Sizzurp addiction. (“Sizzurp” aka “Purple Drank,” “Lean,” and “Texas Tea.” (SNIP)leanmix_1

Alternatively, and since we are free to make up the rules as we go along these days, how about doing our soul-searching from the rear view mirror and contemplate who Big Guy could have been 35 years ago. 

Possibly Augusto Pinochet?

Screenshot Studio capture #1248Apparently BRF isn’t a new phenomena

Although Augusto was Chile’s rather non-benevolent dictator he still enjoyed high approval ratings from his adoring fans well into his regime of terror.

Screenshot Studio capture #1244The Pinochet-ettes look just like O-bots!

Closer to home,  BO could have been Jimmy Carter...

 


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TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: carter; kardashian; obama; swine; trayvon
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To: humblegunner
Your tag line"(Creepy Ass Cracker)"

Didn't you hear Rachel Jenteal tell Piers Morgan that it is Crackaaa! and not Cracker? She repeated again Crackaaa! LOL!

21 posted on 07/20/2013 11:15:12 AM PDT by Spunky
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To: NOBO2012

He’d be the turd in the toilet in the Kardashian powder room.


22 posted on 07/20/2013 11:24:14 AM PDT by MayflowerMadam (I feel much better since I gave up hope.)
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To: Spunky

Like I’m going to take spelling instructions from HER.

She new school.


23 posted on 07/20/2013 11:32:44 AM PDT by humblegunner (Creepy Ass Cracker)
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To: SERKIT

Oh, that’s not nice!!!


24 posted on 07/20/2013 11:50:35 AM PDT by NOBO2012
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To: Bryanw92

Obama would be the first.


25 posted on 07/20/2013 11:51:08 AM PDT by NOBO2012
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To: SkyDancer

What’s a Kardasian? Star Trek never visited a planet Kardas. There was a Kodos; but he changed his name to Anton Karidian.

And to the NSA trolls, FU.


26 posted on 07/20/2013 12:48:19 PM PDT by NTHockey (Rules of engagement #1: Take no prisoners)
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To: NOBO2012

I am thinking more along the lines of him being a Jackashian.


27 posted on 07/20/2013 2:12:05 PM PDT by MrEdd (Heck? Geewhiz Cripes, thats the place where people who don't believe in Gosh think they aint going.)
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